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smk_networkThe ghosts don't know as much history as the Castle Roogna ghosts, but they're more coherent. Are we going to get zombies too? I've never gone so long without seeing any zombies! Lacuna and Hiatus let me play with their zombie moat monster with them, but I never play with the zombie dragons so Stanley won't get jealous.
He's already a very pretty green!! He's the best dragon! He has six legs, vestigial wings that can even almost fly, and he's a steamer! Oh, and he's the Gap Dragon, that's very important in Xanth.
Xanth has lots of dragons. Fire dragons, water dragons, land dragons, air dragons, I'd have to ask the Good Magician how many, but they like to eat virgins. [ 8| ] In the past, a bunch were sacrificed to dragons who rescued them and decided they should be saved from their abusive villages instead, and there's a famous story of a human and dragon that ran away to the Isle of View to be unicorns instead! Isn't that sweet? [ 8| ]
So tell me all about your favorite ghosts, zombies, and dragons! And if your realm doesn't have any of those -- that's really sad, and I feel bad for you, but you can tell me your favorite story about a couple that proved true love is stronger than even a dragon's jaws! And dragon jaws are really strong. Stanley chomps rocks and swords!
'Kay!!!
Oh!!! And I'm Ivy! Hello!!
He's already a very pretty green!! He's the best dragon! He has six legs, vestigial wings that can even almost fly, and he's a steamer! Oh, and he's the Gap Dragon, that's very important in Xanth.
Xanth has lots of dragons. Fire dragons, water dragons, land dragons, air dragons, I'd have to ask the Good Magician how many, but they like to eat virgins. [ 8| ] In the past, a bunch were sacrificed to dragons who rescued them and decided they should be saved from their abusive villages instead, and there's a famous story of a human and dragon that ran away to the Isle of View to be unicorns instead! Isn't that sweet? [ 8| ]
So tell me all about your favorite ghosts, zombies, and dragons! And if your realm doesn't have any of those -- that's really sad, and I feel bad for you, but you can tell me your favorite story about a couple that proved true love is stronger than even a dragon's jaws! And dragon jaws are really strong. Stanley chomps rocks and swords!
'Kay!!!
Oh!!! And I'm Ivy! Hello!!
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Date: 2019-10-17 01:36 am (UTC)[Surprisingly, she knows what lockers are, AND ARCADES!!! And jukeboxes. Because her father brought some back from Mundania and her friend Hiatus and Lacuna played lots of rock'n'roll on the jukebox, much to the older folks' chagrin. And arcades are where all the cool people hang out, and money is solely for Mundania, Hell, and the hypnogourd, but if the arcade requires money to make it work, that's terrible and sad!!!] And the blue demons -- I mean... Oh shoot! What's the mundane word for them? Poet-lice? No wait!! I remember!!! Coppers!! Couldn't they help? Or are they just like red-demons and never help anyone but themselves? [Xanth demons are nearly always reddish. And act exactly like what little Ivy has seen of/read of/heard of Mundane police / law enforcement. Now you know!]
Although, I guess even bullies are weak to rocks, huh?
[Again, she's reminded of the time she, Stanley, and Hugo beat up the Cyclops: Bronte, with a stick, but again, this would be impolite to point out that even STICKS are a little more advanced. Moving right along:]