ace_of_hearts: (Sock puppets)
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[Ace has an assortment of animal plushies with some special modifications made to them. A monkey with a drawn on scar under it's left (looking at right!) eye, a straw hat, and a red vest, a tiger with three swords, an orange cat, a duck with a swirly eyebrow, an armadillo with a slingshot, and a reindeer with a blue nose. A transformers looking cyborg. And a cowboy hat on a little black Robin. He didn't have one for Vivi, and no one's told him about Brook yet, and he still thinks Jinbe might not follow through on his pleas for help, so sorry guys!]

Once upon a time there was a giant crybaby monkey. He was such a dumb crybaby that he almost drowned, but the pirate that saved him gave him his hat. And then he kept getting into stupid trouble, and wreaking havoc, so he had to have big bro pull him out of the fire all the time. But this isn't about that.

This is about when he finally set sail to become King of the Pirates.

He's kind of still a big dumb idiot who never listens and dives headfirst into danger, like who the hell walks into literally Hell?! [Uh is this puppet show really for children?!] But that's why his crew is so amazing!

This is Zoro the swordsman! [Holds up the tiger.] He uses three swords, because his fangs aren't long enough to bite people's throats otherwise. [Okay this puppet show might definitely not be for kids, despite that Ace is giving it in public LIKE a free puppet show for kids....] Nami: the cat burglar, [Orange cat!] she steals from pirates and gives it to the monkey! Her mistake though, because the monkey is always leaving IOU rocks, and doesn't even know how to eat'n'run! [Please please please, do not get your moral lessons from this moron...] Sanji, the super cute chef! [Swirly eyebrow duck.] Usopp the sniper! [Armadillo!] And Chopper is their super brilliant reindeer doctor!

I met them all when I was searching Alabasta for a traitorous bastard. [Or language.] But Gramps -- my grandfather told me how he met Franky the cyborg, [Sort of transformer toy dude...] And Robin the devil child in Water 7 when he ran into Luffy and his crew too.

BOY, did Luffy cause havoc there!!! [VERY PROUD LAUGH!] He took on the whole world government! Just to get back Robin! That's my idiot baby brother for you! He doesn't know the meaning of danger!

[Points to the plushies other than the monkey.] These guys really have their hands full making sure he doesn't die! [... Says the man who died :|]

[Voice]

Nov. 12th, 2019 09:41 pm
originaldragoon: (determined/You're kidding right?)
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[It's the Full Moon, so naturally Rose does an audio post so as not to freak everyone out with her half dragon appearance over the network.]

Dear Soa... [You can almost hear the chattering from the cold in her voice.]

Normally I am used to temperatures much colder than this, but apparently my monster form does not like the cold. No amount of bundling up seems to be helping. Drinking something hot helps a little but it does not last long, and I doubt my roommate will like it if I turn the heat up any more.

[She shifts and you can hear the sound of fabric moving, no doubt from all the blankets she has wrapped around her.]

At this point, I am open to suggestions on how to keep warm when you are literally cold blooded.

[OOC: Suggestive warning with the first thread in the comments thanks to Ace.]
ace_of_hearts: (Going to kick ass now)
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[Just in case things weren't bad enough already with the blood moon and Sanderson sisters, and kidnappings... Main Street erupts in a series of explosions. It turns out the sudden cold, rain, and blood moon with Ace's fire out of control, doesn't mix well with gross magic and booze mini-stills.]

Fuck fuck fuck shit fuck damn fuck sorry, don't-- [More explosions rocket off behind him.] Fuck.

I need... Shit I don't even know. Help maybe. I'd offer booze, but as you can see... [Winces as a high-pitched whistling shriek goes off and he frantically tries to get it to NOT EXPLODE.]

[....]

[...]

[Whew. At least one is safe. Maybe!!!]
It doesn't like the weather. [It = Ace, actually. It's all Ace.]

Gross magic should be easier in a full moon, right? RIGHT?! Fuck everything.
ace_of_hearts: (can the shadows take a dead man?)
[personal profile] ace_of_hearts
Someone play a word game with me. Normally I prefer silence, but honestly it makes me a little murderous, so I'd appreciate getting out of my head.

[Is this is the same narcoleptic smiley excitable combustible overly confident pirate????]

[Yes. It's just the darkness getting to him.]
higitus_figitus: (Angry || Enough of that)
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It had been far too long now. Over five days since he had last heard anything from The Dreamfinder. His own magics had shown that the man was not even in Main Street! An enormous danger to all of them but more so to Blair himself. As it was, even the Mirror Portal had begun to malfunction without it's builder to maintain it.

A quiet inquiry had been sent out through the Land, to be on the look out for The Dreamfinder. Any news was to be sent straight to Merlin or Hades...none had come. Which was why he now sat at his table, staring at his own small communication mirror.

There was evidence of the old walkway to Tiki Oasis having been used. No one had used it since the Oasis had become the Dark Jungles. Whatever survivors having been the last ones through ages ago. It was a rather long shot but, Merlin had nothing else to go on.

~~~~***~~~~

[The video turns on to show a very grumpy looking Merlin.]

I am calling all Sorcerer's Apprentices that are currently with in the Magic Kingdoms. I am afraid I have rather worrisome news.

[He rubs the bridge of his nose.]

It seems that The Dreamfinder, has gone missing. I am assuming it has been of his own power but, as he is still a new Kingdom Spirit, and the last Kingdom Spirit, I am afraid he will find himself in great danger.

So I am asking for volunteers. I need to send you out into the Dark Jungles to find the Dreamfinder or else the last beat of imagination this place has will be snuffed out and everything we have been working towards will be destroyed.

[His voice grew far more grim.]

That includes your own worlds. If The Corrosion destroys Main Street, then there is nothing left between it and your worlds. And...once it leaves the Kingdoms- it can not be stopped. If you wish to volunteer please, let me know.

The fate of Imagination is in your hands, Apprentices. Do with that, what you will.

[end feed.]

First!!!

Jul. 18th, 2019 07:03 pm
ace_of_hearts: (say what)
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So am I really the only one who remembers dying before coming here?

I'm not complaining, or wanting to freak you all out, just trying to get a better grip on things, okay?

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