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smk_network[Ace has an assortment of animal plushies with some special modifications made to them. A monkey with a drawn on scar under it's left (looking at right!) eye, a straw hat, and a red vest, a tiger with three swords, an orange cat, a duck with a swirly eyebrow, an armadillo with a slingshot, and a reindeer with a blue nose. A transformers looking cyborg. And a cowboy hat on a little black Robin. He didn't have one for Vivi, and no one's told him about Brook yet, and he still thinks Jinbe might not follow through on his pleas for help, so sorry guys!]
Once upon a time there was a giant crybaby monkey. He was such a dumb crybaby that he almost drowned, but the pirate that saved him gave him his hat. And then he kept getting into stupid trouble, and wreaking havoc, so he had to have big bro pull him out of the fire all the time. But this isn't about that.
This is about when he finally set sail to become King of the Pirates.
He's kind of still a big dumb idiot who never listens and dives headfirst into danger, like who the hell walks into literally Hell?! [Uh is this puppet show really for children?!] But that's why his crew is so amazing!
This is Zoro the swordsman! [Holds up the tiger.] He uses three swords, because his fangs aren't long enough to bite people's throats otherwise. [Okay this puppet show might definitely not be for kids, despite that Ace is giving it in public LIKE a free puppet show for kids....] Nami: the cat burglar, [Orange cat!] she steals from pirates and gives it to the monkey! Her mistake though, because the monkey is always leaving IOU rocks, and doesn't even know how to eat'n'run! [Please please please, do not get your moral lessons from this moron...] Sanji, the super cute chef! [Swirly eyebrow duck.] Usopp the sniper! [Armadillo!] And Chopper is their super brilliant reindeer doctor!
I met them all when I was searching Alabasta for a traitorous bastard. [Or language.] But Gramps -- my grandfather told me how he met Franky the cyborg, [Sort of transformer toy dude...] And Robin the devil child in Water 7 when he ran into Luffy and his crew too.
BOY, did Luffy cause havoc there!!! [VERY PROUD LAUGH!] He took on the whole world government! Just to get back Robin! That's my idiot baby brother for you! He doesn't know the meaning of danger!
[Points to the plushies other than the monkey.] These guys really have their hands full making sure he doesn't die! [... Says the man who died :|]
Once upon a time there was a giant crybaby monkey. He was such a dumb crybaby that he almost drowned, but the pirate that saved him gave him his hat. And then he kept getting into stupid trouble, and wreaking havoc, so he had to have big bro pull him out of the fire all the time. But this isn't about that.
This is about when he finally set sail to become King of the Pirates.
He's kind of still a big dumb idiot who never listens and dives headfirst into danger, like who the hell walks into literally Hell?! [Uh is this puppet show really for children?!] But that's why his crew is so amazing!
This is Zoro the swordsman! [Holds up the tiger.] He uses three swords, because his fangs aren't long enough to bite people's throats otherwise. [Okay this puppet show might definitely not be for kids, despite that Ace is giving it in public LIKE a free puppet show for kids....] Nami: the cat burglar, [Orange cat!] she steals from pirates and gives it to the monkey! Her mistake though, because the monkey is always leaving IOU rocks, and doesn't even know how to eat'n'run! [Please please please, do not get your moral lessons from this moron...] Sanji, the super cute chef! [Swirly eyebrow duck.] Usopp the sniper! [Armadillo!] And Chopper is their super brilliant reindeer doctor!
I met them all when I was searching Alabasta for a traitorous bastard. [Or language.] But Gramps -- my grandfather told me how he met Franky the cyborg, [Sort of transformer toy dude...] And Robin the devil child in Water 7 when he ran into Luffy and his crew too.
BOY, did Luffy cause havoc there!!! [VERY PROUD LAUGH!] He took on the whole world government! Just to get back Robin! That's my idiot baby brother for you! He doesn't know the meaning of danger!
[Points to the plushies other than the monkey.] These guys really have their hands full making sure he doesn't die! [... Says the man who died :|]
