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deathisasalesman[Some time mid morning, all the mirrors flash and, should you happen to look at them you will see Hades standing in front of you.
Though...he seems a bit on the short side.
About three inches tall, as a matter of fact; standing on an upside down teacup as Merlin, Dreamfinder and Figment watch him from the background looking various shades of annoyed. Pain and Panic are on either side of him as cockroaches who seem desperately trying not to laugh.
The reason why is obvious, as, when Hades speaks, he sounds like a chipmunk]
To all you schmucks that helped out, we appreciate your services. Yada yada yada. The witches are gone and sealed away. No idea how they got out to begin with.
[this gets him the stink eye from the other two but he ignores them]
But thanks to you, the day is saved. Even if one of you idiots turned into a dragon beforehand and wrecked things. Yeesh. So the citizens? Kinnda a mixed bag. So try to be a little "Nicer" to them this month since, hey, you're living on their backs.
Dreamwhiner [Figment glowers at this ] Is fixing the portal thing so don't expect any fresh meat this month. Which is a good thing as you guys are pathetic enough as it is.
[Merlin clears his throat meaningfully and points a finger at the diminutive god, almost like a threat. Hades rolls his eyes and tries his best grin. It's a bit forced, almost as if crowbars are forcing his mouth open]
Point is, everything is more or less back to normal. Thank you and I'm s-- s-- PANIC [he snaps his fingers and the cockroach, now a teeny demon, hesitantly crawls up onto the tea cup and looks at the camera, knees shaking]
L-lord Hades apologizes for the inconvenience.
[Hades kicks him and he goes flying off the tea cup in flames, a small screaming meteor. Pain laughs and is suddenly flambéd too]
Any questions?
Though...he seems a bit on the short side.
About three inches tall, as a matter of fact; standing on an upside down teacup as Merlin, Dreamfinder and Figment watch him from the background looking various shades of annoyed. Pain and Panic are on either side of him as cockroaches who seem desperately trying not to laugh.
The reason why is obvious, as, when Hades speaks, he sounds like a chipmunk]
To all you schmucks that helped out, we appreciate your services. Yada yada yada. The witches are gone and sealed away. No idea how they got out to begin with.
[this gets him the stink eye from the other two but he ignores them]
But thanks to you, the day is saved. Even if one of you idiots turned into a dragon beforehand and wrecked things. Yeesh. So the citizens? Kinnda a mixed bag. So try to be a little "Nicer" to them this month since, hey, you're living on their backs.
Dreamwhiner [Figment glowers at this ] Is fixing the portal thing so don't expect any fresh meat this month. Which is a good thing as you guys are pathetic enough as it is.
[Merlin clears his throat meaningfully and points a finger at the diminutive god, almost like a threat. Hades rolls his eyes and tries his best grin. It's a bit forced, almost as if crowbars are forcing his mouth open]
Point is, everything is more or less back to normal. Thank you and I'm s-- s-- PANIC [he snaps his fingers and the cockroach, now a teeny demon, hesitantly crawls up onto the tea cup and looks at the camera, knees shaking]
L-lord Hades apologizes for the inconvenience.
[Hades kicks him and he goes flying off the tea cup in flames, a small screaming meteor. Pain laughs and is suddenly flambéd too]
Any questions?
