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smk_networkThe ghosts don't know as much history as the Castle Roogna ghosts, but they're more coherent. Are we going to get zombies too? I've never gone so long without seeing any zombies! Lacuna and Hiatus let me play with their zombie moat monster with them, but I never play with the zombie dragons so Stanley won't get jealous.
He's already a very pretty green!! He's the best dragon! He has six legs, vestigial wings that can even almost fly, and he's a steamer! Oh, and he's the Gap Dragon, that's very important in Xanth.
Xanth has lots of dragons. Fire dragons, water dragons, land dragons, air dragons, I'd have to ask the Good Magician how many, but they like to eat virgins. [ 8| ] In the past, a bunch were sacrificed to dragons who rescued them and decided they should be saved from their abusive villages instead, and there's a famous story of a human and dragon that ran away to the Isle of View to be unicorns instead! Isn't that sweet? [ 8| ]
So tell me all about your favorite ghosts, zombies, and dragons! And if your realm doesn't have any of those -- that's really sad, and I feel bad for you, but you can tell me your favorite story about a couple that proved true love is stronger than even a dragon's jaws! And dragon jaws are really strong. Stanley chomps rocks and swords!
'Kay!!!
Oh!!! And I'm Ivy! Hello!!
He's already a very pretty green!! He's the best dragon! He has six legs, vestigial wings that can even almost fly, and he's a steamer! Oh, and he's the Gap Dragon, that's very important in Xanth.
Xanth has lots of dragons. Fire dragons, water dragons, land dragons, air dragons, I'd have to ask the Good Magician how many, but they like to eat virgins. [ 8| ] In the past, a bunch were sacrificed to dragons who rescued them and decided they should be saved from their abusive villages instead, and there's a famous story of a human and dragon that ran away to the Isle of View to be unicorns instead! Isn't that sweet? [ 8| ]
So tell me all about your favorite ghosts, zombies, and dragons! And if your realm doesn't have any of those -- that's really sad, and I feel bad for you, but you can tell me your favorite story about a couple that proved true love is stronger than even a dragon's jaws! And dragon jaws are really strong. Stanley chomps rocks and swords!
'Kay!!!
Oh!!! And I'm Ivy! Hello!!
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Date: 2019-10-22 01:06 pm (UTC)[There are so many fruits in Xanth… but bananas have no funny puns to them so they are Sir Not Appearing in This Canon.]
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Date: 2019-10-22 04:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-10-22 05:28 pm (UTC)Ohhh I like the other meaning! [Thinks more and laughs!] Yeah! That's Xanth! Bananas.
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Date: 2019-10-22 07:22 pm (UTC)[She makes a face, leaning in a bit.]
Why do you think they call crazies like me bananas? They wouldn't do that if everyone liked or understood them.
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Date: 2019-10-28 04:41 am (UTC)I see... like demonesses. [Nod nod, don't hurt her, she means well.]
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Date: 2019-10-28 06:36 pm (UTC)[No really. Bananas are disgusting.
She blinks a few times, debating whether she should be offended or not. Ultimately she shrugs.]
If you like. I've certainly been called worse.