Black Cat Heart Attack

[isthatacactus]

[it is 4 am, but she has a question. She has spent a while trying to get the answer on her own but to no avail. And so...]

Hi there!

I bought everything.

[she holds up all the available black cat items]

What does that mean?

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[isthatacactus]

I have no preference for cats or animals of any kind. Nor clothes. Nor buckets. Nor comforting toys.

[king_of_egypt]

Okay..... so why did you purchase all those items in the first place?

[isthatacactus]

[she glances at them, glances at him]

They were there. [another glance down and up] I was compelled.

[king_of_egypt]

I see. So it's not animals that you have an affinity for, but shopping.

[Hopefully, she still had enough to live off of....]

Haven't you ever been able to purchase items in the past? [Maybe this was a new scenario for her]

[isthatacactus]

No. There has never been any money. Or munny.

[king_of_egypt]

Ah, well that would explain it.

[It also raised a lot of questions. The image before him didn't really suggest that she was a hunter-gatherer sort either.... so where was this money-less society?]

Do you mean to suggest that the place you're from had no form of currency, or that you yourself were never in possession of any?

[isthatacactus]

Both are correct. I could create whatever was needed out of my void.

[king_of_egypt]

Come again?

[That last part took him a little off guard]

[isthatacactus]

In my void are all the the things needed to make almost everything in creation.

[king_of_egypt]

[Somehow the conversation felt oddly inappropriate? I mean, surely it wasn't but he chuckled nervously all the same]

I'm sorry, where did you say you were from, Miss?

[Forgetting that he hadn't asked her before]

[isthatacactus]

I am from the Good Place.

Needs more confused icons

[king_of_egypt]

There is no delicate way to ask this..... [So he debated not asking it at all...] but... you... you aren't human, are you? [That was the only thing that made sense with that whole creating things from the void bit]

Not that there's anything wrong with that of course, but I am curious.

[isthatacactus]

I am an AI, I act as an interface for an infinite database.

[king_of_egypt]

Ah- somehow that doesn't surprise me.

[Smiling at that. Technology wasn't his thing so much as one one his other friends but he was at least aware of the terminology]

That's actually quite remarkable. One would never know by looking.

[isthatacactus]

Thank you! I am designed to be user friendly and personable.