Black Cat Heart Attack

[isthatacactus]

[it is 4 am, but she has a question. She has spent a while trying to get the answer on her own but to no avail. And so...]

Hi there!

I bought everything.

[she holds up all the available black cat items]

What does that mean?

Comments

[az_shrimp_horny]

[She sighs, wiping a hand down her face.]

Janet... It just means that the time those things are available to buy is limited. Not that time itself is limited. You... Wait have you been holding them since you bought them?

[isthatacactus]

I know what it means. They are being sold at an inflated price and would have remained to be discounted or put away to be brought out again later at an even more inflated price. [she does understand]

But I don't like limited time, so I bought them. They are mine now.

[she looks at the stuff and then nods]

Yep!

[az_shrimp_horny]

Yeah okay, sure. Hey, uh, why don't you find somewhere to put them? Your arms have got to be getting pretty tired.

[isthatacactus]

They are exhausted. [she looks around and holds them closer] I don't want to let them go. They're mine.

[az_shrimp_horny]

Well yeah, but you can't just walk around holding all your possessions. You've gotta have space in your room where you can put your stuff. And if anyone touches or takes it I'll shank 'em for ya.

[isthatacactus]

[she considers this. And then] Do you promise?

[az_shrimp_horny]

I promise.

[Hey and she might get to stab someone. Bonus!]

[isthatacactus]

Okay! [she disappears off frame and there is the sound of a door closing and then she comes back, still holding the plush ]

I want you to have this.