Dazzling display of demonic mischief

[serpentinthegarden]

[ As the sun set on Main Street and the lamplighters went about their work setting a spark of flame to each street light the horrors were revealed. Huge crawling nasty looking spider shadows that caused the ladies to scream and the gentleman to brandish their walking sticks in defense. Every reaction was savored as Crowley watched his work from the safe distance of a cafe table. A light scattering of plastic spiders rested around his milkshake glass. ]

You have to love it when they leap off the curb like landing in front of a horse drawn carriage is any safer.

[ He took a long rattling sip, annoyingly slurping up all of the rest of his drink until that ear-clawing sucking sound had a good five minutes to drive everyone within ear shot crazy. ]

I'm not sure what to do next. I could TP the castle... but that sounds a touch juvenile. Besides it's not like it would rain in the next five seconds to make that a real mess.

Maybe rats. I can see if any of them want to play, 'better call the health department.'

Comments

[serpentinthegarden]

Eeehhh... demon-retired, I've been saying that for a while now. It's not exactly like this place needs anyone out there causing trouble, you get into enough of it without me.

[ He snorted as one of the patrons coming out of a shop screamed bloody murder and leapt off the curb away from one of his spider shadows. ]

Can't help moonlighting now and then, though can I? It would get boring otherwise.

[woo_oo]

Okay, you're not a perfect hero, but you're still sounding pretty heroic.

[serpentinthegarden]

That's the nastiest thing anyone has ever said...

[ Felt kind of nice though. ]

[woo_oo]

You're... welcome?

[serpentinthegarden]

[ Webby sounded puzzled, just the way he liked it really. It was better to keep them guessing! ]