Dazzling display of demonic mischief

[serpentinthegarden]

[ As the sun set on Main Street and the lamplighters went about their work setting a spark of flame to each street light the horrors were revealed. Huge crawling nasty looking spider shadows that caused the ladies to scream and the gentleman to brandish their walking sticks in defense. Every reaction was savored as Crowley watched his work from the safe distance of a cafe table. A light scattering of plastic spiders rested around his milkshake glass. ]

You have to love it when they leap off the curb like landing in front of a horse drawn carriage is any safer.

[ He took a long rattling sip, annoyingly slurping up all of the rest of his drink until that ear-clawing sucking sound had a good five minutes to drive everyone within ear shot crazy. ]

I'm not sure what to do next. I could TP the castle... but that sounds a touch juvenile. Besides it's not like it would rain in the next five seconds to make that a real mess.

Maybe rats. I can see if any of them want to play, 'better call the health department.'

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[serpentinthegarden]

[ Crowley's head rolled lazily towards the mirror as he gave BJ the driest of looks. ]

You do know who you are talking to?

[creepyoldguy]

Please. You have never even seen the kind of snake I'm talking about.

[A dismissive wave.]

Sandworms. Sandworms are what we need.

[serpentinthegarden]

A worm?

[ He was less than impressed. ]

They are a little slimy but not exactly scary.

[creepyoldguy]

Oh...right. Your universe must not have ‘em.

[He rummaged in his jacket pocket, donning the world’s ugliest sock puppet, opening its mouth to show off the second head and teeth hidden inside.]

I fed Ma to one! Ate her mostly in one go.

[serpentinthegarden]

You want to unleash giant Ma-eating sandworms on an unsuspecting town?

[ This being the most demonic suggestion he had heard in a long time deserved another super annoying slurpy sip of milkshake. ]

Won't they eat you too?