Dazzling display of demonic mischief

[serpentinthegarden]

[ As the sun set on Main Street and the lamplighters went about their work setting a spark of flame to each street light the horrors were revealed. Huge crawling nasty looking spider shadows that caused the ladies to scream and the gentleman to brandish their walking sticks in defense. Every reaction was savored as Crowley watched his work from the safe distance of a cafe table. A light scattering of plastic spiders rested around his milkshake glass. ]

You have to love it when they leap off the curb like landing in front of a horse drawn carriage is any safer.

[ He took a long rattling sip, annoyingly slurping up all of the rest of his drink until that ear-clawing sucking sound had a good five minutes to drive everyone within ear shot crazy. ]

I'm not sure what to do next. I could TP the castle... but that sounds a touch juvenile. Besides it's not like it would rain in the next five seconds to make that a real mess.

Maybe rats. I can see if any of them want to play, 'better call the health department.'

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[strangeandunusual]

Oh, Crowley, I love it! You should keep them up until Halloween!

[serpentinthegarden]

That would be festive but... I think the lamplighters will have cleaned them all out of the lamps by then. They will probably have to be re-spidered.

[strangeandunusual]

Awwwwh. I wish Rose were awake, she'd be able to talk the others out of taking them down for me.

[she bites her lip, worried for a moment, before putting things back on track]

How long did that take you? Or did you just cheat and magic them all?

[serpentinthegarden]

She'd 'talk' to them alright, at volume and until they agreed with her.

[ Rose had a way of yelling people into submission... when she wasn't curse like some sleeping beauty. ]

Not long. Just tossed a few into the glass bowl while every one was avoiding the afternoon heat. I was saving the magic for something really interesting.

[strangeandunusual]

I guess it makes sense that you don't mind the summer heat, huh? ... Do you have enough warm stuff for winter? I can make you and Aziraphale some if I start now. With room for your wings.

[serpentinthegarden]

[ He shrugged a 'yeah' but just as quickly found himself grimacing at the mention of winter. Summer heat was nothing for him, it melted ice creams but that was about it... winter though. He would be freezing his scales off! ]

RRrrrr! Monster time in winter! I can't think of anything worse! Thanks for bringing that up. Now I'll have to think up more things to do just to cheer myself up...

[ He pouted and set his demonic mind to the task only glancing back at the mirror as it occurred to him there had been more to what she said than, 'Winter is coming'. ]

What are you talking about... matching sweaters?