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[blessedarethebookmakers]

[he doesn't seem to notice the camera. He is reading a book by a desk in the library office, sunlight shining through. Finally he blinks at the mirror and checks the time on his pocket watch]

Oh, dear. Yes it does seem to be that time again doesn't it. Welcome to the Magic Kingdoms etcetera and so forth. Pleased to have you here. There are several that will guide you and help such as Lydia and Eleanor and Michael-- and so on...

You are among...relative friends here save for certain foul smelling individuals with color changing hair that you should feel free to lob soap at at any opportunity. Don't be shocked should it run away crying.

But do try not to annoy the locals. They seem rather fed up with us already and I am frankly tired of getting glared at when I go for my daily constitutional.

Toodle-pip and behave yourselves.

[but he says this last to the book as if he's already lost interest]

Comments

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[creepyoldguy]

[Four arms. All giving the angel the finger.]

[trashylittlesecret]

Dude, I'm pretty sure the welcome wagon just had a breakdown. Anyone got enough gold left for wheels and axels, or are we all gonna get dysentery?

[creepyoldguy]

No, no, this is good. Let the newbies see what a jerk he is.

[He retracted two of the arms and huffed, as his hair went purple from the magic.]

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[blessedarethebookmakers]

[sorry, he can't look down far enough to acknowledge someone so far beneath him]

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[creepyoldguy]

[He was going to find the rarest, fanciest, most expensive, first edition book he could, and eat it while making this jerk watch.]

[hardcoreparkour]

Take it that date didn't go so well after all? ... Oh, uh. I was the sloth.

[blessedarethebookmakers]

It went perfectly fine, thank you. I'm not at all concerned with anything that happened during that time.

[hardcoreparkour]

Well, glad to hear it. I know you were really worried.

[his smile is genuine]

... What're the hours in your library? Wouldn't mind a look at your history section.

[strangeandunusual]

[blessedarethebookmakers]

Yes, my dear?

[strangeandunusual]

The rest of it was ... okay, but was the soap comment really necessary? I know you guys don't get along, but people can form their own opinions of everyone else.

[takeitsleazy]

[blessedarethebookmakers]

Video... locked to Aziraphale

[az_shrimp_horny]

You know... you don't have to do these. Maybe, uh, let one of us do the next one? Give yourself a break?

[blessedarethebookmakers]

What? Well, I mean-- It's rather tradition now, isn't it, my dear? I can't just say nothing. I am, after all, still an angel.

[az_shrimp_horny]

Riiiight. Uh... what are your thoughts on constructive criticism?

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[spectacularlyhighking]

[Have an unimpressed raised eyebrow from one of the new arrivals, Aziraphale.]

Hmm. With that level of enthusiasm it's astonishing that they felt the need to bring in more assistance.

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[blessedarethebookmakers]

Well, excuse you! I've actually worked hard for this Kingdom thank you very much.

If you're going to be insulting you had best go do it somewhere else.

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[spectacularlyhighking]

That's rich coming from the man who just encouraged everyone to throw soap at a "foul smelling individual." Apparently this is a "do as I say, not as I do" situation.

[weaver_of_lies]

With such stirring words, how could we possibly say no?

[blessedarethebookmakers]

Your sarcasm is noted and unappreciated... but also unsurprising.

[weaver_of_lies]

"Noted" is fine.

I would worry very much about the mental capacities of the people in this place if what I said was surprising.

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[younghero]

Um...thank you, Mister?

What's a constitutional?

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[blessedarethebookmakers]

Something you do to help your constitution. Your health. [he is still a bit concerned to see yet another child, but he supposes someone must know what they're doing]

Well! I hope you're rooming with someone reasonable.

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[younghero]

Oh! Thanks!

[Biggest smile ever.]

My roommates are great! I live with Keeper and Scorpia.

[He gave a little wave.]

Oh, right. I'm Link! It's nice to meet you!