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[blessedarethebookmakers]

[he doesn't seem to notice the camera. He is reading a book by a desk in the library office, sunlight shining through. Finally he blinks at the mirror and checks the time on his pocket watch]

Oh, dear. Yes it does seem to be that time again doesn't it. Welcome to the Magic Kingdoms etcetera and so forth. Pleased to have you here. There are several that will guide you and help such as Lydia and Eleanor and Michael-- and so on...

You are among...relative friends here save for certain foul smelling individuals with color changing hair that you should feel free to lob soap at at any opportunity. Don't be shocked should it run away crying.

But do try not to annoy the locals. They seem rather fed up with us already and I am frankly tired of getting glared at when I go for my daily constitutional.

Toodle-pip and behave yourselves.

[but he says this last to the book as if he's already lost interest]

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[creepyoldguy]

[Four arms. All giving the angel the finger.]

[hardcoreparkour]

Take it that date didn't go so well after all? ... Oh, uh. I was the sloth.

[strangeandunusual]

[takeitsleazy]

[trashylittlesecret]

Dude, I'm pretty sure the welcome wagon just had a breakdown. Anyone got enough gold left for wheels and axels, or are we all gonna get dysentery?

Video... locked to Aziraphale

[az_shrimp_horny]

You know... you don't have to do these. Maybe, uh, let one of us do the next one? Give yourself a break?

[creepyoldguy]

No, no, this is good. Let the newbies see what a jerk he is.

[He retracted two of the arms and huffed, as his hair went purple from the magic.]

[trashylittlesecret]

He's a decent guy most of the time, he just sucks at PR.... [lightbulb}

But yeah, I can see why you guys aren't friends.

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[spectacularlyhighking]

[Have an unimpressed raised eyebrow from one of the new arrivals, Aziraphale.]

Hmm. With that level of enthusiasm it's astonishing that they felt the need to bring in more assistance.

[creepyoldguy]

I was cool with him until he hogtied me when I was injured.

[Specifically, his feelings got hurt. The surest way to get on his list.]

[weaver_of_lies]

With such stirring words, how could we possibly say no?

[trashylittlesecret]

Shit, you're the one that happened to? Eddie told me about that. ... I don't know what the heck he was thinking, but ... geez.

[he rolls his eyes. he likes Aziraphale, he really does, and he knows what it's like to be the jerk in a group of friends, but ... that's weird even for Aziraphale. maybe somebody pissed in his crepes that morning, who knows]

Either way, no soap throwing from me. For what it's worth.

[creepyoldguy]

It’s fine, it’s good to know who not to trust.

[He shook his head, trying to will his mood to something more positive, to chase the purple out of his hair.]

Heh, thanks, man. I’m not worried.

[blessedarethebookmakers]

I can hear you, you know. [he turns the page] It was a delicate situation, he was in danger of hurting himself and there simply wasn't time to talk him down. But no one is as ungrateful as a demon.

[creepyoldguy]

That did not help. You just have something against Netherworld citizens.

[blessedarethebookmakers]

It went perfectly fine, thank you. I'm not at all concerned with anything that happened during that time.

[blessedarethebookmakers]

Yes, my dear?

[blessedarethebookmakers]

[blessedarethebookmakers]

What? Well, I mean-- It's rather tradition now, isn't it, my dear? I can't just say nothing. I am, after all, still an angel.

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[blessedarethebookmakers]

Well, excuse you! I've actually worked hard for this Kingdom thank you very much.

If you're going to be insulting you had best go do it somewhere else.

[blessedarethebookmakers]

Your sarcasm is noted and unappreciated... but also unsurprising.

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[blessedarethebookmakers]

[sorry, he can't look down far enough to acknowledge someone so far beneath him]

[hardcoreparkour]

Well, glad to hear it. I know you were really worried.

[his smile is genuine]

... What're the hours in your library? Wouldn't mind a look at your history section.

[strangeandunusual]

The rest of it was ... okay, but was the soap comment really necessary? I know you guys don't get along, but people can form their own opinions of everyone else.

[az_shrimp_horny]

Riiiight. Uh... what are your thoughts on constructive criticism?