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[az_shrimp_horny]

I'm not going to waste everyone's time with a bunch of excuses. I just wanted to clear the air and say I'm sorry to Atem for calling him out for trashing the apartments. He was under the witches' control and didn't know what he was doing. Try not to hold it against him.

[Some apprentices will be receiving boxes from the Emporium delivered by one of the employees. Inside are a few items and a handwritten letter in an envelope.

Aziraphale
Crowley
Ace
Second Doctor
Sylvando

She may or may not respond to anyone. She's just going to be hiding in her apartment for the indeterminate future.]

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Crowley

[az_shrimp_horny]

[Inside the box are two bottles of the most expensive wine the Emporium has to offer, an agreement with the bar that she'll cover his tab for the next month, A "Fuck off, Eleanor" card to make her shut up and fuck off any time he wants and a note promising him as many favors as he wants.]

Dear Crowley,

I fucked up and I'm sorry. I may not have fought you face to face, but what I did to you was worse than what I did to almost anyone else. I can put myself in your shoes and imagine what it'd feel like if someone was hurting Michael and I could only watch. It makes me absolutely sick. You and Aziraphale are... Were... Two of the best friends I had in this place. What I did was inexcusable... Even if I wasn't in control of myself at the time. I was stupid. All I wanted was to stop the witches from hurting anyone else. She made me her puppet and I hurt people I cared about more than they could have. I didn't mean anything I said. I think you and Aziraphale bring out the best in each other.

I understand if you don't want anything to do with me. Fuck, I don't even want anything to do with me right now. I know I can't even begin to make up for what I did, but I want to at least do something nice for you. Think of it like giving someone flowers after a fight, only less lame.

I'm really, truly sorry.

Sincerely,

Eleanor

[serpentinthegarden]

[ That is going to be a large bar tab. He would make certain of that! Crowley was a epic level drinker when he wanted to be and this offer just gave him free reign to be something of an ass about it.

There was no reply to what Eleanor had written but after a day or two a package would arrive with a witch's ball wrapped carefully inside it and a handwritten note detailing how to use the glass bauble to catch spells directed at you. A peace offering that he thought might give her some comfort. He had used something similar to prevent Winifred from placing him under her mind control.

Just don't catch too many spells too quickly or the glass ball would explode and you would be affected by all of them at the same time. ]