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smk_network[After observing some of the unfolding chaos, Hel decided to pick up her mirror and offer some commentary]
........... and I thought this place couldn't sink any lower than that arrival party.
[It's concise and to the point, the mirror is closed soon after. She will check it later but in short spurts since there's a compelling reason why one should not trust the magical objects just now. If the witch's magic was strong enough to be cast from a remote location and still be effective then the mirrors were unsafe and compromised.Lipka, the apprentice witch, should be so lucky to ever master the arts in such a fashion. It was a wonder why so many other's kept trying to converse with them.
Here in a new land, and virtually powerless Hel wasn't fancying her odds of directly turning this around. She'd never felt so helpless in eons, and she wasn't about to own up to it.]
........... and I thought this place couldn't sink any lower than that arrival party.
[It's concise and to the point, the mirror is closed soon after. She will check it later but in short spurts since there's a compelling reason why one should not trust the magical objects just now. If the witch's magic was strong enough to be cast from a remote location and still be effective then the mirrors were unsafe and compromised.
Here in a new land, and virtually powerless Hel wasn't fancying her odds of directly turning this around. She'd never felt so helpless in eons, and she wasn't about to own up to it.]
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Date: 2019-10-14 07:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-10-14 08:27 pm (UTC)[The weight of this enormous snake was almost too much to bear. her knees buckled as her arms raised up to try and support the load of it's coils. If she'd been able she would have flung the offending animal off in her surprise, and desire to be free of it]
What in Helheim?!
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Date: 2019-10-14 08:38 pm (UTC)[ The snake head appeared from amoungst the mound of twisted coils. ]
Feel lucky the branch missed you it was a pretty big one.
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Date: 2019-10-14 08:56 pm (UTC)......................... the black-winged s-? [eraph. Finally recalling where she'd heard that voice before.] -nake. [Employing the smoothest of saves and transitions. It was best not to call him a Seraph again as it had offended him before]
At least it would have knocked me out so I wouldn't have to deal with any of this....
[PAUSE]
Why are you a snake?
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Date: 2019-10-14 09:56 pm (UTC)I'm a demon, I can be a snake if I want to.
[ This was not the reason and as his coils were for the moment hopelessly twisted he confessed, but only as a sighed breath. ]
But right now this is one of the 'perks' of being one of the monster class. Some days you wake up as some one else. Be grateful you are something else... What are you anyway?
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Date: 2019-10-14 10:40 pm (UTC)The word demon still didn't endear him to her]
... Touch...y. It's not as if I know what demons are capable of in your dimension.
[He looked too puny to be a match for Surtr, and the day to day demons were nothing to get excited about, though they needed to be driven back on regular intervals
She'd have to remember that bit about the monster class]
............................................ Princess. [Don't laugh]
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Date: 2019-10-14 11:02 pm (UTC)You are a Princess!
[ Far from laughing he beamed, after all rogue spells could be undone by Princesses in most cases. ]
I really need a Princess right now. My...
[ Other, partner, 'thingmate'... um... ]
Roommate, some how got himself turned into a vampire rabbit and he flew out the window.
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Date: 2019-10-14 11:17 pm (UTC)Aziraphale had presumably been spared some of the trauma that Brunhild had experienced since he and Crowley seem to have stirred their relationship after the fall and not before.].......... Yeah, what of it?
[Hel replied already on the defensive, but soon realized she needn't have been. Now she just felt stupid]
.. And you're assuming I'd even wish to help you after that tirade you went on before. I seem to recall you telling me to go ahead and starve... [This was more of a smokescreen really. Hel had no idea how to even use her powers]
...................................................... [There were not enough dead pan stares or ellipses for that final sentence] He did what?
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Date: 2019-10-14 11:33 pm (UTC)Yeah that... was a bad evening.
[ Not an apology or an explanation. ]
Winged vampire rabbit and took off through the window. If you don't want to help me that's fine but you might want to stop him before he bites some one again. Those are very sharp teeth.
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Date: 2019-10-15 01:10 am (UTC)[She'd still been trying to deal with her abduction and this odd notion of being more mortal... then THAT happened]
That's a new one.
[A glorious understatement]
[She shoots him a look that says really? REALLY? really...?] It's a rabbit, how bad can this bite be? It's not as if you're now under his influence or a vampire yourself.
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Date: 2019-10-15 01:54 am (UTC)[ Ok, some one else might still have been struggling with this whole mortal thing. ]
And how do I know he won't be able to turn other people into furry vampire bunnies?? Monsters might be immune to transforming into bunpires!
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Date: 2019-10-15 05:41 am (UTC)... I guess you have a point. It's not as if anything here makes any sense anyway.
[.. but what did he want her to do about it? Find a dogcatcher's net and capture the offending lepus?]
Did you even see which way he went?
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Date: 2019-10-15 06:05 am (UTC)No, I didn't see which way he went. I know he is outside somewhere, but once I find him I need a Princess type to heal him. That is where you come in.
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Date: 2019-10-15 05:43 pm (UTC)I know that Main Street for it scale is small in comparison to oh.. say Nordicia or Niederberry, but that's still plenty of places for something as small as a rabbit to hide. How do you know that the spell won't simply wear off before we find him?
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Date: 2019-10-15 06:13 pm (UTC)What are you saying just ignore that my best friend is running around molesting radishes?? I can't do that.
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Date: 2019-10-15 06:50 pm (UTC)[With a deep sigh. He'd used the "f" word.] Where have you already looked? ... Though since he can fly it might not matter. He could doubleback whenever he felt like.
[Hel might be willing to help look, despite her seeming reluctance]
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Date: 2019-10-16 12:22 am (UTC)I checked along the street, he was seen by Ace there before taking off again. And there were some white pumpkins I swear used to be orange near the Candy store. It looks like he is traveling down the road this way.
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Date: 2019-10-16 12:27 am (UTC)[First radishes and now pumpkins]
It might be faster if we split up. [Thinking about what a hassle it might be to wait on his slithering as- cough] If I find him I can shoot you a message over the-.... [She trailed off to eye him thoughtfully] Assuming you can even operate your mirror like that.
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Date: 2019-10-16 01:39 am (UTC)[ With the mirror and with the slithering, which he could do rather quickly when he wanted to, thank you. ]
If I find him before you do then I will send you a message, so you don't keep looking all night.
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Date: 2019-10-16 01:53 am (UTC)[To that she nodded before an awkward silence stretched out between them. Haughty deity of the dead, staring down at the honey gold eyes of the serpent that had lost his temper with her over nothing only a few days prior.]
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Kay. I'm going now................. [Bye or something. With that she hurried off like a more gothic version of Alice to seek out this rabbit]
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Date: 2019-10-19 01:20 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2019-10-23 04:14 pm (UTC)Still- it wasn't this guy's fault, nor did he sound that upset about it]
... Unlike you I still have something I need to accomplish in my own realm.
[.. which came out sounding less sympathetic than she actually felt]
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Date: 2019-10-28 03:56 am (UTC)I died saving my kid brother. I can only hope he's being protected by other now. We all have things we miss, we can only protect them from here.
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Date: 2019-10-29 07:50 pm (UTC)I guess. [ Which is as close as she would come to empathizing] I know they say time doesn't progress while we are gone, but if that is in error there may be nothing for me to return to. [Or in other words total destruction, and no surviving siblings for any family.]
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Date: 2019-10-29 10:28 pm (UTC)If we don't stop the corruption, there won't be anything for you to return to either.
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Date: 2019-11-07 08:53 am (UTC)