Mirror / all the swearing

[ace_of_hearts]

[Just in case things weren't bad enough already with the blood moon and Sanderson sisters, and kidnappings... Main Street erupts in a series of explosions. It turns out the sudden cold, rain, and blood moon with Ace's fire out of control, doesn't mix well with gross magic and booze mini-stills.]

Fuck fuck fuck shit fuck damn fuck sorry, don't-- [More explosions rocket off behind him.] Fuck.

I need... Shit I don't even know. Help maybe. I'd offer booze, but as you can see... [Winces as a high-pitched whistling shriek goes off and he frantically tries to get it to NOT EXPLODE.]

[....]

[...]

[Whew. At least one is safe. Maybe!!!] It doesn't like the weather. [It = Ace, actually. It's all Ace.]

Gross magic should be easier in a full moon, right? RIGHT?! Fuck everything.

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[ace_of_hearts]

A batrabbit shat on my hat!!!

[ace_of_hearts]

Uh a bit bigger than me, each. Dude it's not alcohol yet, it's like gross magic potion ingredients???

[serpentinthegarden]

How much do you drink!?

[ Crowley could pack it away but not that would have made an impressive amount of booze if all that gross magical stuff actually made booze. ]

Ok, how about this? You pack each still in sand and I will try to make it so the fire burns itself straight up, like a volcano... maybe we can prevent any more explosions.

[trashylittlesecret]

He's just seeing things from all the booze vapor in the air. I'm his dick. Heeeey, bay-bee.

[trashylittlesecret]

You're retired to--- what? Like ... take a fucking bite out of me? Seriously? What if I change back and I"m down three fingers? Or a foot? Or like ... Shit, internal organs? I don't know how this magic bullshit works.

[trashylittlesecret]

That sounds like the lost volumes of Doctor Seuss. Is there a cat in spats sitting on a vat, too?

[ace_of_hearts]

Okay! Good thinking! [Runs off to the closest still and starts packing it in sand with magic!!!]

[ace_of_hearts]

Who's Doctor Suess?

[Although now that he thinks about it, it is kind of weird and funny.] Yeah! Maybe! [Alas he's no good at rhymes. Ask Ivy or Rose for that.]

[ace_of_hearts]

Well, pirates never retire...

No no!! Just you know... lick you. Is that rude???

[ace_of_hearts]

[GIGGLES LIKE A SCHOOLGIRL!!!] Yeah, that's right, I forgot my dick talks during Full Moons. Sorry about that.

[trashylittlesecret]

Wrote a lot of kids books full of words that rhyme and don't make any sense. Like The Cat in the Hat and Fox in Socks and a bunch of bullshit like that. It's supposed to help you learn how to read because a lot of the words have the same letters and sounds or whatever, but when you're a kid you don't give a shit about that, it's just funny to say stuff like "I am Sam. Sam I Am. Do you like green eggs and ham?"

Speaking of, what kind of sandwich am I? It's kinda hard to see myself.

[trashylittlesecret]

[oh. so he's one of the other dead people Eleanor mentioned, then. he reads easily enough between those lines and decides to leave it alone]

... they just get blown off shore?

[cough. goddamnit he can't help the jokes, but in such close proximity to talking about being licked, he just really hoped sandwiches can't blush. could be good, Rich. could be weird. no way to know which way it'd go. and if all he was was curious, shit, it was like college. everyone got curious. nothing wrong with it as long as you didn't tell anyone or get caught.

those googly eyes go from side to side a bit]

Okay, but just once. Don't make a habit out of it.

[he'd said, on several occasions.]

[ace_of_hearts]

Sounds nice. Not too many people care about kids reading in my world. I never even went to school, but Sabo said I didn't miss anything.

Delicious. I mean... Open mouthed with everything.

[ace_of_hearts]

Yes. [Giggles, and licks the underside of Richie sandwich!!!!]

[For "science."]

[serpentinthegarden]

[ Crowley slithered closer to watch all this hard work well done and once the sand was in place he directed the flames to shoot straight up... or straight up in a bit of a curl as if they were being whipped into a tornado. It was close enough! ]

[trashylittlesecret]

Yeah, not much. I mean the reading bit is kind of important, but that's kind of about it. Everything else you can just sorta bullshit around. At least, it's easy enough to do where I'm from. Everyone acts like they didn't learn a goddamn thing, anyway.

[at the description, he snort-laughs. which is interesting for a sandwich to manage] ... Well at least they kept me true to my nature.

[ace_of_hearts]

So you're normally delicious?

[trashylittlesecret]

[HOLY FUCKING HELL THAT TICKLES. the toothpick legs wiggle and he kind of squirms, as much as a sandwich can. which isn't much]

Okay, that was kinky and kind of weird. And tickled. Let's not do that again.

[while he's a sandwich]

[ace_of_hearts]

[GIGGLES.] Tasty.

[trashylittlesecret]

[you've actually flustered him, Ace, good job]

I - uh - well uh - couldn't tell ya. The open-mouthed about everything part, though, that's pretty much a ringer.

[trashylittlesecret]

[THANK GOD SANDWICHES DON'T BLUSH. though his bread might get a little toasty] Authentic enough? Jesus fucking Christ.

[ace_of_hearts]

[LAUGHS, and lightly tickles, before putting Richie in his pocket, but with it open so Richie can sort of see or maybe peek out.]

[ace_of_hearts]

I guess you're pretty mouthy, huh?

[trashylittlesecret]

Thanks. Just ... don't forget I'm in here and sit on me or anything.

[trashylittlesecret]

Friends didn't call me Trashmouth for nothing.