[he has done this a few times by now, and for some reason is feeling less than enthusiastic about it. Perhaps it's the rain, or the ghosts outside that give him cold chills whenever they go past. Or perhaps he's just tired. He's been practicing more lately, though hasn't seem to have gotten much better.
He somehow manages to keep his expression friendly and open as he faces the mirror, white wings standing out against the gray light coming in behind him]
Hello... My name is Aziraphale, or Mr. Fell, if you prefer. I would like to welcome everyone who has newly arrived-- and I don't envy you having to brave the beastly weather to get here. Still, the clouds will soon part as they say.
I know that many of you must be weary or frightened, or even dare I say, angry, at the situation you have found yourselves thrust into. But if we all work together and combine our efforts and talents, I'm sure that we'll have the Corrosion beaten back in no time. So keep a stiff upper lip and keep moving forward.
And of course, if you need anything, my door is open in the hours listed or by previous appointment.
He somehow manages to keep his expression friendly and open as he faces the mirror, white wings standing out against the gray light coming in behind him]
Hello... My name is Aziraphale, or Mr. Fell, if you prefer. I would like to welcome everyone who has newly arrived-- and I don't envy you having to brave the beastly weather to get here. Still, the clouds will soon part as they say.
I know that many of you must be weary or frightened, or even dare I say, angry, at the situation you have found yourselves thrust into. But if we all work together and combine our efforts and talents, I'm sure that we'll have the Corrosion beaten back in no time. So keep a stiff upper lip and keep moving forward.
And of course, if you need anything, my door is open in the hours listed or by previous appointment.
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Date: 2019-10-08 06:06 am (UTC)And pip pip, tally-ho, and goodnight to all our ships at sea!
[/British Guy Voice]
Jeeeeeeeeeezus fuck, the mouse and the dragon are more real than you, pal.
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Date: 2019-10-08 06:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-10-08 06:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-10-08 06:13 am (UTC)For the record, the Scotsman isn't actually from Scotland either. Apparently accents are a thing that carries over in the translation process. You can ask the Doctor why, but I doubt you'll get a straight answer. He's not in the habit of givin' 'em.
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Date: 2019-10-08 04:39 pm (UTC)[he's a little drunk, okay. a little drunk and a lot of tired]
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Date: 2019-10-08 07:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-10-09 01:30 am (UTC)[he blinks, then grins as he thinks of something that he thinks is extremely funny]
Do you have a license to howl?
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Date: 2019-10-09 04:49 am (UTC)Mostly my clearance is just to tell everyone else to sit down and shut up. It doesn't work here. Or on my parents obviously. Only the Doctor can get them to shut up, and it's fifty-fifty on whether he'll get slapped for it.
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Date: 2019-10-09 05:24 am (UTC)You're --
Shit. I think I owe you whatever people do for gratitude around here. Like a drink or a gift basket or some fucking thing.
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Date: 2019-10-09 05:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-10-09 05:30 am (UTC)Recognize me now?
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Date: 2019-10-09 05:35 am (UTC)Blimey, but for a moment I thought... well, never mind.
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Date: 2019-10-09 05:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-10-09 06:02 am (UTC)Ahhhh it's daft!!! For a moment, I thought you might'a been from one of the worlds I saved.
[Face palm!] It's way easier on everyone here, yeah? I promise. You can actually see the strides and progress in real time. But fighting the Darkness out among the stars? Not so much. [Chews a nail and waves a hand.] Just keep me laughing, that's more than enough, yeah? [JUST SO LONG AS SHE STOPS LOOKING BACKWARDS BLIMEY!]
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Date: 2019-10-08 06:09 am (UTC)[Americans. Honestly]
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Date: 2019-10-08 06:12 am (UTC)Let me guess, you're leading the first charge against this ... Corrosion crap.
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Date: 2019-10-08 06:15 am (UTC)There is no such thing as a first charge. It's a series of missions, pecking away at the Corrosion. It's more in line of a thorough clean up than a battle.
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Date: 2019-10-08 04:41 pm (UTC)[this is mostly to himself. sorry, Aziraphale, Ace gave him homemade booze at the party and he may be a little bit wrecked.
not that being sober would have made this go any better, sob.]no subject
Date: 2019-10-08 05:55 pm (UTC)[since he was an angel, it was rather his job to purify and clean up corrosion]
But unfortunately I'm not able to handle it completely by myself. [or he would, he supposed. Somewhat grudgingly he had to admit. Which was entirely the wrong attitude]
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Date: 2019-10-08 06:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-10-08 08:24 pm (UTC)I have no idea what you're implying. [it's not offended, though somewhat tired.]
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Date: 2019-10-09 01:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-10-09 01:30 am (UTC)And if there are no other questions, I believe we can end this little chat.
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Date: 2019-10-09 01:33 am (UTC)[Tozier OUT, asshole]
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Date: 2019-10-09 01:37 am (UTC)