[Video] Was it something I said?

[az_shrimp_horny]

[Eleanor's sitting cross legged on her couch, looking around a very quiet apartment. There are a few new pieces of art on the walls and some fun pieces to help make the place seem more like home to the pair who lived there... except there was one problem.

One half of the pair was suspiciously missing.

When Eleanor got home after work her name was the only one on the door. She'd tried to call over the mirror, even said her name to try to put that stupid curse to good use... but nothing. Finally giving in, she picks up her mirror and turns it on to broadcast to everyone.

She looks worried as she looks into the mirror.]

Uh, guys? Rosabella is gone. Like... gone gone.

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[az_shrimp_horny]

[Her head drops into her hands.]

Fuck, I don't know, man! She's just. Gone! Poof! If the corroded got her wouldn't we at least know?

[ace_of_hearts]

Demon'd away... I thought that shit only happened in hell. What if we're in another layer of hell, and not everyone knows it?

Except... this is kind of not really torture.

[az_shrimp_horny]

Fuck, don't you even say that.

[She's not kidding, Ace. Don't you do it. She got out, she's not going back!]

Maybe the mirror just decided it didn't want her and sent her back?

[ace_of_hearts]

Sorry.

Can that happen? Shit! I don't want to go back! What if I'm not good enough to stay?!

[az_shrimp_horny]

Ace, calm down. We don't know what it means, yet! I mean, no one else has gone home, right? Maybe... maybe it's just a fluke!

[Dude, don't panic, you're gonna make her panic!]

[ace_of_hearts]

Good point. Sorry.

Are you lonely? Want a drink? I wasn't too lonely when Crowley took off, but he was kind of threatening to kill my childhood, so there's that.

[az_shrimp_horny]

It's rare I will say no to a drink. Today is not that day. Where do you wanna meet?

[ace_of_hearts]

Whereeeeever you want!

I'm flexible.

[az_shrimp_horny]

The bar still not letting you in?

[ace_of_hearts]

Yeah...

Rose the knight said it might get wintry here, so I guess I'll start wearing a jacket then just to deal with the snow. I can melt it, but then it's wet and annoying.

[az_shrimp_horny]

Yeah, dude, you don't wanna freeze. Tell ya what. I'll get us a couple of bottles and we can hang out on the bench we hung out on and got to know each other.

1/3

[ace_of_hearts]

I don't think I could freeze easily. I was made of fire when I wanted before, and now it's worse during full moons.

2/3

[ace_of_hearts]

Oh no! Will I have to start wearing sweaters during new moons? That's horrible!

3/3

[ace_of_hearts]

[And then as breezily as if he wasn't just contemplating the full implications of his own shitty mortality and what horrors the afterlife brought (shirts!!!) he beams:]

Meet you there!

[az_shrimp_horny]

[She chuckles.]

You could always just stay inside, you dingus. But yeah I'll meet you there.

[And so she shall! She'll head there with a couple bottles of booze, as promised.]

[ace_of_hearts]

[Ace is already asleep on the bench. Don't worry, it's not a full narcoleptic paralysis nap, if you poke him, he'll wake up!]

[az_shrimp_horny]

[Eleanor nudges him in the shoulder with one of the bottles.]

Hey, dingus, wake the fuck up.

[ace_of_hearts]

Yo, Eleanor! [Wave. Looks about blearily for a little bit to re-orient himself.]

[az_shrimp_horny]

You gonna keep laying there like a bum or are you gonna give me room to sit down.

[She smirks, teasing him. What? It's so easy.]

[ace_of_hearts]

Sorry sorry!! [Sits up immediately and scootches to the far side!]

[az_shrimp_horny]

[Laughing, she sits beside him, shoving a bottle into his hands.]

Hey don't worry about it, bud. I come bearing gifts.

[ace_of_hearts]

[Flomps sideways with his head in her lap like a giant kitty!!!]

You're so beautiful and perfect!!! [Practically purring. Ace is not a hard sell....]

[az_shrimp_horny]

[She laughs, not complaining about the sudden snuggles.]

Well, I mean, you're not wrong.

[ace_of_hearts]

I am very very correct!

[az_shrimp_horny]

[She smirks, taking a big swig from her bottle.]

Now you're just being a suck-up. Not that I'm complaining.

[ace_of_hearts]

Hey, if it gets me booze and a pretty woman's attention, I see no downside!

[az_shrimp_horny]

Hey you can stroke my ego any day.

[She winks at him. She's really not going to stop him.]

And how are you gonna drink the booze when you're down there, huh?

[ace_of_hearts]

Anything else I can stroke for you while I'm here?

[But then he bounces up like he said nothing!] Ah, good point! So how's the Emporium and having a real job going?

[az_shrimp_horny]

[She laughs]

Here? In public? I might be trash, but I'm not that kinda trash.

[Still grinning, she shrugs.]

Eh it's not so bad. I make everyone else do all the real work while I slack off in my office most of the time.

[ace_of_hearts]

[Snerks!]

Yeah? Sounds like a pretty sweet deal! For you, not them.

I need a fight club thing I can just beat people up for cash, but apparently that's antisocial or something.

[az_shrimp_horny]

Tell me about it. Michael's one of my employees!

[She laughs, shaking her head.]

Ace... we don't talk about fight club. You should know that.

[Pop culture reference aside...]

C'mon, though. There's gotta be something you can do for cash.

[ace_of_hearts]

Is he good at it? He seems like he'd weirdly enjoy that.

Oh! Sorry!

I mean there's things I can do... doesn't mean it's allowed here...

[az_shrimp_horny]

Yeah, he was doing it before I showed up. He's pretty good with people, surprisingly enough.

[She smiles, giving him a shrug.]

I'm sure you'll find something. Just don't get busted. Though if you do I'll bail you out.