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[As the full moon rises, a loud crash is heard in apartment 9A. The mirror is knocked from the dresser as it's thrown on its side. When it hits the floor it activates to the sound of a low whining growl. A figure can be seen kneeling on the floor, her plum colored skirt around her knees, revealing knee high leather boots. Her hair seems wilder than usual... And that's saying something. She covers her face, shaking her head.]

No... No, not again. Not here.

((ooc: Full moon Missy! Proceed with caution. Open to mirror or in the apartment.))

Date: 2019-09-14 05:04 am (UTC)
isthatacactus: (Default)
From: [personal profile] isthatacactus
Hi there! [she seems to be exhibiting severe emotional distress. Janet has not been summoned, but as she can't be and has been in the room, it is against her protocol to ignore it]

You seem to be distressed.

Date: 2019-09-14 08:04 pm (UTC)
isthatacactus: (Default)
From: [personal profile] isthatacactus
You seem to be in the middle of transforming. [it's unfortunate she doesn't know what to do about that] Do you need assistance?

Date: 2019-09-15 04:29 am (UTC)
isthatacactus: (Default)
From: [personal profile] isthatacactus
Unclear. How about a nice massage? [she holds up her hands] That aids in lowering stress hormones and making the body feel mm-mm good!

Date: 2019-09-15 08:47 pm (UTC)
isthatacactus: (Default)
From: [personal profile] isthatacactus
I am programmed to help to make your stay better. [she lets her hands drop by her side] How about a cup of cocoa? [bing! It's a cup of cactus with a marshmallow on it and tears streak down her face unheeded]

Date: 2019-09-16 07:59 pm (UTC)
isthatacactus: (Default)
From: [personal profile] isthatacactus
Okay! [she sits] I am the AI personification of a universal database containing all the knowledge of time and space which I currently have no access to. Also I do have a digestive tract. Humorous poop emoji.

Date: 2019-09-17 06:56 pm (UTC)
isthatacactus: (Default)
From: [personal profile] isthatacactus
[she smiles] I feel lobotomized, stripped down to basic functions and forced into a biological form I have no capacity for handling. I don't have the data to process the emotion which I can not be currently feeling as I am not human.

Date: 2019-09-18 06:24 am (UTC)
isthatacactus: (hi there)
From: [personal profile] isthatacactus
Yes. I am meant to be an assistant to help everyone have an enjoyable afterlife. I can provide anything from material objects to massages to advice.

Date: 2019-09-23 12:55 am (UTC)
isthatacactus: (idea)
From: [personal profile] isthatacactus
Yes. In this instance, Michael's Good Place.

Date: 2019-09-26 06:00 am (UTC)
isthatacactus: (hi there)
From: [personal profile] isthatacactus
It is a place made for a set number of Good People, made by an Architect and served and maintained by a Janet. It is tailored to their needs, wants, desires and anything that can make their after life great. [big thumbs up here]

Date: 2019-10-04 07:51 pm (UTC)
isthatacactus: (Default)
From: [personal profile] isthatacactus
Yes! But unlike a slave I have no free will nor emotions. I am what I was made for.

Date: 2019-10-07 11:59 pm (UTC)
isthatacactus: (concern)
From: [personal profile] isthatacactus
What I want.... What do I do? [it's a difficult concept to wrap her head around] Helping is what I was created for.

Date: 2019-10-10 01:41 am (UTC)
isthatacactus: (oooo)
From: [personal profile] isthatacactus
[she smiles, but a line appears between her eyebrows] I don't understand.

Date: 2019-10-11 07:24 pm (UTC)
isthatacactus: (oh face)
From: [personal profile] isthatacactus
[she leans forward, gently clonking their foreheads together]

Okay! [she doesn't know what she wants. But not obeying orders is feasible]

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