AD-venture

[bigbadrose]

Well, I dunno about the rest of you, but if I don't get my sparks up, my spells are gonna be useless forever! So who's ready to go on another adventure already?

Oh, wait, blimey, I forgot about work. [facepalm!] Okay, soon as I get my shift schedule and find days off, THEN who's ready?

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[takeitsleazy]

That was you?

[jealous scoffing into what is probably at least his third margarita]

Masterwork.

[serpentinthegarden]

Nice to see some one appreciates a well crafted diabolical plan.

Had to explain it a few times to my side before they understood.

[takeitsleazy]

Most of the Bad Place is generally pretty basic, I'm finding. They just don't appreciate original thoughts. I mean ... humans come up with so much great stuff. Why shouldn't we use it?

[serpentinthegarden]

That's what I've been saying! There are all these things... phone networks, satellites, the internet and we could learn a lot from paying attention to them!

[bigbadrose]

I'm not comparing you to the Doctor, [Yes she is.] but you made the exact same face he did over edible ball bearings. How can I miss him when he's in the same room with me?

[serpentinthegarden]

He doesn't have my charming face any more.

[ Clearly. ]

And you may be in the same room together but if you aren't on the same page you can still feel alone.

[bigbadrose]

Time. Not that simple.

Yeah. I take it back, you're definitely a demon. Good job.

[Truth is a bitch. So getting drunk now.]

[takeitsleazy]

Exactly! And - and streaming television! That's a thing!

[serpentinthegarden]

And cars! Wonderful gas guzzling elegant cars! So much better than horses!

[takeitsleazy]

You know, I've never driven a car! I need to try that. I've ridden a bus, though, that was great. Even the getting vaguely carsick.

[serpentinthegarden]

If you get carsick you would never be able to handle a proper car. They run so much faster than buses! You haven't experienced Earth until you've done 90 down Piccadilly.

[bigbadrose]

You can't go ninety down Piccadilly. It's way too crowded for that, even at night.

[serpentinthegarden]

Why not? They'll get out of the way!

[bigbadrose]

At ninety kilometers an hour? I don't think they'd even have time. Not to mention the stop lights, trolleys, and buses.

[serpentinthegarden]

You just slide between those! Buses and trolleys can't hold you up for long!

[bigbadrose]

Slide between... Oh blimey you're madder than the Doctor.

Michael don't listen to him. You'd definitely get worse than carsick with him. You'd probably die.

[serpentinthegarden]

Oh, you worry too much! And here I thought you liked the adrenaline rush!

[bigbadrose]

I wouldn't want to endanger anyone else.

But I trust your reflexes, so if you ever wanna give me a drive sometime... [Tongue loll grin.]

[serpentinthegarden]

I would need a car and more than three roads.

[ But he wasn't against the idea. ]

[bigbadrose]

You know if you weren't so angry at Merlin, you might'a picked up a few things from his message, other than just the perceived insult.

There's more lands like the jungles out there. Except the others won't be jungles. If we reverse them enough, maybe you'll find one to your liking. Nice and paved, very flat. A moon or how's your asteroid belt driving?

[serpentinthegarden]

Rose it might have escaped your noticing but there aren't very many roads in space.

And I am not working for these idiots any more! I'm looking out for myself from now on.

[ And Aziraphale. ]

That's it. If they want to unlock a world then they can go and do so!

[bigbadrose]

It won't exist if we don't save it. I've seen what happens when the darkness takes things whole yeah? Corrosion, armageddon, it's just a small taste.

So start imagining what you want to drive on, and start inspiring Aziraphale to want to make it come true for you, or you might lose yourself to nothingness just as well.

And I think if you get more sparks, you can use your fire without pain.

[serpentinthegarden]

So go save it! You've saved so many world already, I'm not stopping you.

[ He's just not interested in hearing about any of the rest of that right now. He has had enough being the 'good guy' for a while. ]

[bigbadrose]

[Shrug.] I am. I'm just saying we might find you roads and space to drive before you know it.

Faster with help, but you know, the whole hen and the loaf of bread thing et cetera.

[serpentinthegarden]

You can have all the loaves of bread you want Chicken Little.

[ Which was a mix of two different stories but both of them about chickens... ]