AD-venture

[bigbadrose]

Well, I dunno about the rest of you, but if I don't get my sparks up, my spells are gonna be useless forever! So who's ready to go on another adventure already?

Oh, wait, blimey, I forgot about work. [facepalm!] Okay, soon as I get my shift schedule and find days off, THEN who's ready?

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[serpentinthegarden]

Rough. Rough!? If I'm not sleeping all day like Rip Van Winkle then I'm trapped as some one's pet serpent... I don't see any perks, at all, in being in punished for using my natural affinity to fire. That hurts like you would not believe!

You want to switch? I would think twice before agreeing.

[bigbadrose]

We can't switch, but yes I would consider it.

You've always had it.... Magic before. You forget: I didn't have that. I still had the drawbacks, pain, depression, obsession, being a ghost, but I had to do everything blind, and I almost never knew if what I tried worked or not. You wouldn't want to walk a mile in my shoes, Crowley. I'm not sure you wouldn't have given up.

After all there's a reason I'm raring to go out on another adventure, and you want to hide in your room, yeah?

[serpentinthegarden]

What I'd like to do is sleep all evening without some one upsetting the horse, then spend a day... no a week in spa, lounging around and just being spoiled. Then maybe take in a movie, cause a little trouble... Get a meal cooked by a professional chef not one made up entirely of seeds and fruit.

I'd like to do something fun for a change. It hasn't been fun since I arrived here.

You might consider taking some time off too. All work and no play Rose...

[bigbadrose]

So this is what it's like to not consider money or saving the universe obstacles in one's way. You sound like.... my parents. Are you sure you're a demon?

Sorry, cutie, but I just came off of Satan's vengeance streak. All of this is fun for me. It's amazing what being tortured for awhile will do to skew your perspective on things, yeah?

Although, what kind of trouble are we talking about?

Oh, and you probably already know, but seeing as Aziraphale was swallowed by a fish, you should definitely offer to take him to that luxurious dinner date, or learn how to cook one yourself, and that pampered spa thing. Absolutely boring to me though. If there's no adrenaline rush, I'm not interested.

[serpentinthegarden]

Yea, demon... I'm certainly not your parents.

[ Nose scrunch of why would you even compare the two, ew! ]

And all this is torture, so I'm finally taking a stand against it. If Hades or Merlin or the idiot want to have something done they can do it themselves.

[ He doesn't really comment on the Aziraphale bit as he was already totally thinking that and he wasn't drunk enough to say so aloud. ]

[bigbadrose]

I dunno, you really sound like them. Too old for adventuring and fun.

This is not torture. Demons should know torture.

[serpentinthegarden]

I do know torture. I've seen it...

But if you don't think it is then ask any of the people who were on that medallion run how they felt about it. Hell, ask yourself Rose. How much fun was it to see the Doctor being eaten by all those spiders?

[ Was the demon arguing for compassion... nah, he would deny that! ]

[bigbadrose]

Well, firstly, I think Merlin's wrong. I think he's trying not to get their hopes up. I've been on dead-end runs, and yeah, they're always... frustrating. But you learn more than you expect from them. It makes the next one easier. The next one, the next fifty.

And Crowley...

[Well, now she needs to go drink with Eleanor and Michael and cry.] You were there. [Just the most haunted face she's got.] When he's alone, he doesn't get rescued. And I could only see, only deal with, the aftermath.

Well, now I'm going for drinks same as Eleanor and Michael, ta.

Funny thing about spiders though, yeah? That's the majority of the ways I had to see him die. You'd think I'd be numb to it by now.

[serpentinthegarden]

That is the first thing you've said that I agree with. Go have your drink.

[ He wasn't doing fifty runs for these people and neither was Aziraphale if he could tempt the angel out of it. This just wasn't worth the risk of loosing him. ]