One Chipper Demon

[creepyoldguy]

There’s dead people everywhere!

Isn’t it great?  I, for one, am enjoying the swap from bubbles to the not-so-recently-deceased.

  

Comments

[serpentinthegarden]

At least with the bubbles you got something. The ghosts just float around... maybe they need some inspiration to get into some trouble?

[creepyoldguy]

I’m just enjoying the fact they can go around without ending up on Saturn and risk being eaten by Sandworms.

They’re pranking the locals. Some of them, at least.

[serpentinthegarden]

[ A glance skyward at Saturn, which seemed to him an odd sort of place to visit. Saturn was no Alpha Centuri. ]

Yeah, I've seen that. Them leaping out from behind things to startle people and shouting boo... I think you and I could give them something more creative to do, don't you?

[phoenixwiz]

To be fair, I rather deal with ghosts flying all over Main Street than seeing bad memories in bubbles. I ran into a rather friendly chap who was quite talkative during my lunch break earlier.

[creepyoldguy]

I didn’t see any bad memories. Still, ghosties are better, absolutely.

It’s nice to see a world where they can leave their homes without being eaten.

[creepyoldguy]

Don’t underestimate the classics. It seems to be working.

....although, I suppose I could do a free consultation or two, to drum up future business.

[phoenixwiz]

Fair enough, I have my fair share of ghosts coming by in my world. So I get what you are talking about, Beetlejuice. There are loads of ghosts who roam around my old school, and some of them may have a lot of emotional baggage in them before they died. (If only BJ knows of Moaning Myrtle...)

(Then he sees the ghosts being eaten part)

Eaten? Are you telling me that ghosts can be eaten up? By what?

[creepyoldguy]

Sandworms.

When ghosts leave their homes, they are transported to Saturn. And unless they leave quickly, they’re eaten by a Sandworm.

...they’re basically giant snakes with Russian nesting doll heads.

[woo_oo]

I like the ghosts too! We have a really nice one "haunting" the mansion back home.

[phoenixwiz]

Well, that is one race of creatures I never got to read about in the Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them textbook. My friend Hermione will be shocked about this if she learns about it. And she is more studious in her studies than I do.

[serpentinthegarden]

Even if it does work it's not very creative...

We could encourage them to do something different like haunt the cafe's coffee maker, get a few spooky skeleton horses pulling the carriages... take over the castle and turn it into a haunted mansion for a month. It could do for a change from all that bright white princess-y design.

[reluctantguardian]

So I've noticed!

[Khadgar does not seem disturbed by the spirits; he's been among the dead before, and worked with them on many occasions!]

As I was telling another gentleman, though - they don't seem to be unfriendly. Is there a place from whence they're coming? I've made attempts at exploring what is accessible, but I haven't been everywhere.

[creepyoldguy]

Normally, I’d charge for helping them out, buuuut since I’m already visible—

Let’s help them scare the shit outta the locals, sure!

[serpentinthegarden]

Freelancing is a lot more fun than doing anything for profit. You'll see.

[creepyoldguy]

Well, in fairness and full disclosure, I didn’t work for cash, I worked for ghosties trying to get the living to say my Name.

Money’s stupid and I resent having to use the stuff.

[creepyoldguy]

See, you have excellent taste, Webster!

[creepyoldguy]

Normally our incorporeal pals stay in a mansion in the bayou. Kinda nice to see a world where ghosts can leave their place of residence.

Y’know, without being eaten by a giant snake from Saturn.

[woo_oo]

Aw, thanks! Besides, we'll all be ghosts one day!

[creepyoldguy]

Exactly!

[Now you’re officially on his list of favorite people, Webby, congratulations.]

That’s the sort of outlook that more people need to have.

[woo_oo]

I still haven't decided what kind of ghost I wanna be, though. Do I haunt those that ended my mortal coil? Do I pick a sacred place and guard it for all time? Or do I get mistaken for a soul crying out for vengeance when in truth I'm trying to guide heroes onto the proper path?

[creepyoldguy]

Revenge hauntings are fun, can’t lie. I think you’d get bored guarding a place, unless it was a place you really liked.

Heroes are kinda in short supply, that could be a long wait.

[woo_oo]

Well, if I was haunting McDuck manor, I'd never get bored, but Duckworth's got that covered. But hey, if I'm dead, I've got nothing but time to wait with!

[creepyoldguy]

Hey, more than one ghost can haunt a place. As long as you can tolerate each other.

[Nod nod]

True. And time is not the same for the dead, but, boredom still happens.