Sorcerers of the Magic Kingdom

[Eddie frowns deeply.]

Are you sure that's not just a trick of the light or something.

[Because he doesn't wanna do the thing...]

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No. It's so dark I can't be sure of anything. But, whats the saying? Better to be over-prepared than caught with your trousers down around your ankles?

[ That wasn't quite right but he went with it. ]

You a Princess?

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[Eddie made a face. Princess... ]

I'm a prince, yeah. But I just got here so I'm not really good at anything, yet...

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[ Crowley made a face too, less at the man's status as a Princess and more at his 'second stringer' admission. ]

I was hoping for some one with a little more experience but we'll have to work with what we've got. You're in. Come down to the station.

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I... Wait... What... What the fuck am I supposed to do?

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Use your newfound powers of love and light to purify the thing.

[ Crowley considered this with a bob of his head. ]

Or act as bait. Whatever is in there is going to be deeply attracted to you. They always go for the Princess types first.

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Fuck you, dude. I am not fucking bait.

[Yes you are, Eddie. Yes you are...]

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So you'll purify the thing! It's all the same to me. I'd just like to make sure it doesn't escape and start eating people.

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[He thought about it for a long moment, looking up at Richie. He knew most of the prince and princesses had gone out with the mission teams... Was there anyone else? Shit. There had to come a time when he grew a pair and did what he was apparently brought there to do... ]

Shit... Fine... I'll... Give me a minute.

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Might inform anyone you pass by on the way that something's happening. You know, spread the word.

[ But as he said he was coming. Crowley would end the feed. If he didn't show up though, Keeper bubble was still an option. ]

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I mean, this is an open line of communication, why don't we just do it now? [it only took him a second to make the correlation between those who'd already spoken and the other names on the watch shift list]

Hey Amelia! Kusa! Scorpia! Somethin' goin' down at the station, you might wanna all get your steel corsets or iron bikinis or whatever.

[what. they were all girls, right?]

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[Have a punch to the arm, Richie.]

Don't be a douchebag.

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Do you mind? I'm trying to live my truth all up in here AND fulfill my destiny as a half-decent Warrior.

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Living your truth involves telling women to get iron bikinis?

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I meant put them on if they had them, Jesus! It's a fantasy trope joke. Or do you not remember some of the weird stupid shit Bill's D&D book dressed girls in?

[Bev had ranted for d a a a a y s]

You know. Tongue in cheek humor. I shouldn't have to be explaining my jokes to you as we're hauling ass into certain danger, get it to-fuckin'-gether, moron.

Edited Date: 2020-05-31 11:06 pm (UTC)

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Dude I get it but do you really think any of 'em have ever fucking played D&D? Know your fucking audience, dipshit.

[He rolled his eyes as they walked.]

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I know part of my audience. [it was a half-grumble, only mock-grouchy] Or at least I thought I did. Now you're all woke and boring. Nyuuuh. Lemme guess, avocado toast tomorrow?

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Excuse me for trying to help. Next time I'll just let you shove your foot in your mouth and get stabbed by a bunch of angry women.

[He gave Richie a playful shove.]

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I mean, somewhere that's someone's idea of a good time.

[just gonna flick the side of Eddie's temple there]

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Hey! [Eddie flails, smacking at Richie's hand.] Yeah but not yours, asshole.

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You know, I'm glad you're taking this all so well, and if you really want to go down that conversational road I'm happy to, but this probably isn't the time.

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I... What?

[It takes him a minute. And when he realizes what Richie is referring to, his face flushes scarlet and his eyes widen.]

I didn't... That's not... Fuck!

[He lost it laughing, pointing a finger at Richie.]

You're a dick. You know that, but I still have to say it.

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[he paused in his walking to bow with a flourish, straightening up only to realize how close they were to the station. good thing he'd made Eddie laugh. they were going to need it]

Thanks for the positive reinforcement, Loser. C'mon. Let's show whatever this thing is how we do things in Derry.

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Do take care, my love. Don't take any unnecessary risks.

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Eh... it'll be fine. I'm no hero, Angel.

[ So unnecessary risks were planned. ]

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Good. Keep it that way.

Though, just so you know, you'll always be my hero.

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[ UGH! Aziraphale was being sappy again!! Crowley groaned, openly disgusted by the sudden sweet tones of the conversation but secretly his heart thrilled to hear them. ]

Just... look after your own feathers. I want all of them back here in pristine condition so I can singe them later.

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[what an adorable demon]

Mm. Promises, promises.

See you soon, darling.

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Threats, innuendo...

[ Promises. ]

See you later, Angel.

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[a soft, affectionate laugh and he is gone]

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[he knows this is probably meant as Just Them so he keeps it brief and to the point]

We've got his back. No worries.

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buff_dandelion

Um... I'm a Princess and I'm still on Main Street. But I'm not sure how I can help...

[Especially with that! It looks like something you would hear in a ghost story!]

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Healing magic.

[ So said like this was the simplest thing in the world. ]

Do you know any?

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buff_dandelion

Um a little. I'm still new to all of this.

[She never used any of her new powers outside of training.]

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