Friday afternoon

[spectacularlyhighking]

[The feed opens to Eliot sipping a martini and shaking his head in astonishment]

I have to express my disgust and, having no one here to do that, I'm settling for broadcasting my thoughts like some pathetic YouTuber.

[He rolls his eyes with a sigh]

That little "meet-and-greet" was utterly pathetic. I mean, really, is that any way to welcome someone anywhere? Please. Allow me to show you amateurs how it's done. I will be hosting a soiree at the, and it pains me to say it, only bar in town. Everyone is invited, though those of you who aren't old enough to drink may prefer to sit this one out.

((ooc: Network responses are welcome. Party is going on over here))

Comments

[spectacularlyhighking]

What do you understand?

[idiotic_bard]

[A beat. A pause for comedic drama. Then...]

"Bardic Inspiration."

[Because there was anyone who didn't see that coming?]

[spectacularlyhighking]

[.... he did. He's.... turning off his mirror and walking away from that.]

Thank you for the thread.

[idiotic_bard]

[Blink blink.] "Was it something I said....?"