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[abys_keeper]

[Keeper is standing guard-- or rather floating guard near the train station and beaming from ear to ear]

Elan! Elan, Elan!

KAZOOOOOOO!

[and he pulls it out of his bell and plays]

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[blue_ice]

[ Hey look, it's Kaiba. He's rubbing his eyes, squinting at the mirror. ]

Keeper, do you realize that it's two in the morning?

[abys_keeper]

No! [said brightly. But don't worry Kaiba. he has a song for you too!]

[blue_ice]

[ Ugh. He knows that song. ]

That's very impressive.

I probably shouldn't bother asking for a lullaby, right? Kazoo can't be that subtle.

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[spectacularlyhighking]

Are you fucking kidding me?

[not_so_different]

[She's just cackling with laughter.]

[Video]

[beancounter]

[A very tired and grumpy looking Fenton sticks his head out from the blankets he'd buried himself under.]

Aw, come on... I'd JUST gotten to SLEEP!

[abys_keeper]

[he thinks, kazooing aimlessly as he does.]

Oh, I know one! [and it sounds a little like this though not exactly]

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[beepbeepmotherfucker]

[Eddie stares for a moment. He just has one question... ]

Why??

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[abys_keeper]

[have a happy kazoo noise in response.]

Do you want to come play?

[abys_keeper]

[he cackles back]

Come play! It's a lot of fun!

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[az_shrimp_horny]

[Eleanor groans, groping for the mirror. She looks irritated as fuck as she squint, trying to make out who she has to kill.]

Keeper... You have two choices. You tell me who gave you that thing so I can kill them or I find you and pull all the water out of that bubble.

[Someone doesn't like being woken up... ]

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[sitt_hakim]

Good Gad! What is that infernal noise?!

[The lights in the room were off, and the mirror had fallen to the floor after Amelia had tried and failed to seize it so there wasn't much to see]

[Video]

[abys_keeper]

[he laughs]

I can play you something to send you back. Um! [after a moment he plays something similar to this.]

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[abys_keeper]

Hello, Eddie!

Have you heard it? Isn't it hilarious?

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[abys_keeper]

[gasp]

I won't! You're being mean! [he kazoos a fart noise in her general direction]

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[abys_keeper]

It's a kazooooooo! [he rolls around in his bubble laughing]

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[beancounter]

[That ... is just so much RANDOM NOISE to him... an utter cacophony, and he lets out a whimper, squeezing his eyes tightly shut, covering his head with his pillow.]

That's not helping! Just stop! Please!

[Video]

[abys_keeper]

Okay. [he stops.] I can sing you a song of the deep! That always used to help Aby sleep.

[idiotic_bard]

"KAZOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

[Sorry, Adela. But your roommate is screaming excitedly at his mirror. And then... playing kazoo at it.]


[Happy dueting, Keeper, cause he will du-et with you.]

[abys_keeper]

[he laughs even more]

You're the best!

[and kazoos even louder! Enough to bring cheer to even the grumpiest]

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[beancounter]

[That actually worked?! Oh, thank god... Fenton poked his head out from under the pillow, peering over at his mirror, which had been left propped open on the nightstand. (he'd have to remember to make sure it was CLOSED, each night)]

I'm somewhat hesitant to ask, but... okay. Let's hear it.

[It HAD to be better than the kazoo, that was for sure.]

[dr_riley]

IS THERE A MUTE BUTTON ON THIS HORRIBLE DEVICE?

[Drake can be seen jabbing at random places on the mirror screen]

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[abys_keeper]

Okay! [he set the kazoo aside a moment, focused and then-- well not so much sang, at least not how most would have understood it, but it was a kind of song nevertheless.]

[idiotic_bard]

"So are you!" [Someone needs to define 'best' for them both.]

[He happily kept going, then tried to segue them to another song.]

[abys_keeper]

[that just makes him laugh so hard he swallows the kazoo]

AH! [but with that noise the kazoo sounds too. His throat unencumbered by it as he's unable to choke on anything]

Ahahaha! This is even better!