A Fiery Bouquet of Welcome

[serpentinthegarden]

Heard the meet and greet was a bust. Guess the citizens decided to share their gloomy mood with the newbies, typical of humans. When you're in a bad mood you always feel the need to spread it around.

Even Chef has got a dose of it. Usually the candy shop makes a whole spread of goodies for those banquets. This time he didn't even bother suggesting it. I finally tempted him into at least making a few gift baskets... 

[Crowley sneered and looked at one of the baskets.]

Not sure that's a good thing. He was laughing and singing a made up song about hot peppers when he made these.

But it's free right? How bad could they be? If you are new to the Kingdom stop by the candy shop on Main Street to pick up your free basket.

 

Comments

[serpentinthegarden]

Being discorporated isn't any picnic either.

[ A shrug. ]

I'm not sure they are ignoring ghosts though. Most humans can't see them. It takes a very sensitive sort of person to even pick up on them being around.

[creepyoldguy]

I’ve had a few exorcisms started.

Nah, they can. They just ignore. At least back home, that’s how it works. Ask Lydia.

[serpentinthegarden]

Well, back home for me was different. Humans can't see the occult unless they are tuned into it some how, like I said... or the occult being is wearing an issued body.

You've been exorcised?

[creepyoldguy]

Huh. Weird how different universes can be.

[He gestured to himself.]

Failed, obviously. But they tried.

I wasn’t very old, and they weren’t super talented. Ended up guiding them to the Netherworld. Their circle had a teeny little gap in it and that was enough.

[serpentinthegarden]

Obviously.

Amateurs really shouldn't fool around with things like that... They get a few candles, a book and a bell and suddenly they think they can take on a demon.

[creepyoldguy]

He did apologize before I kicked him through the door.

But, yeah, kinda dense.

[serpentinthegarden]

I'm surprised he bothered to apologize at all. Usually people are unrepentant to the end.

[creepyoldguy]

I’m a little intimidating when I’m pissed off, can’t lie.

[serpentinthegarden]

You?

[ Crowley drew back from the screen and gave the other demon an appraising look. ]

I can't see it.

[creepyoldguy]

Well, not now. Depowered and about as intimidating as a Build-a-Bear Hobo.

I lose my temper and that kinda changes.

[serpentinthegarden]

[ This was given a quick and affirming nod. That was a perfect description of him. ]

I can't see your angry being all that intimidating either, but then compared to the people I worked for... everything pales.

[creepyoldguy]

Again, I don't have my powers, and I'm not actively mad at anyone here.

Other than generally irritated at the schmoes who brought us here.

[serpentinthegarden]

The whole lack of powers thing is a real problem...

[ He also hated that and felt a great deal of irritation towards their kidnappers, only there were a few things about the Kingdom he did enjoy. ]

Them too, but I don't imagine they will change any time soon.

[creepyoldguy]

It’s frustrating.

At least I’m visible here, that’s a big plus.

[Huff]

Before I leave, I’ll make sure they know my displeasure.