1 // Temptation - Video
Aug. 2nd, 2019 06:14 am[ The magic mirror displayed a scene of total chaos. A horse’s cart was halfway up a tree, in flames, and the horse that was meant to be the engine for the thing was running around loose sending people scattering off the sidewalks as it thundered by. Crowley held the mirror and looked back at the scene before walking away. ]
That could have gone better. Probably goes without saying I’m not going to be a carriage driver...
[ A small pause while the cart exploded and someone in the background screamed. ]
Anyone heard of--
[ He was suddenly interrupted by a little angry man who shouted after the demon, something about a wrecked cart, but it was difficult to hear anything but Crowley’s replies. ]
Pay you? You ought to be paying me! Like it’s my fault the horse doesn’t like demons! You never once said the horse doesn’t like demons!
[ Crowley waved the man off with a less-than-polite gesture and crash landed grumpily onto the nearest free bench, though with the panicked horse running wild most of the benches were empty. Most of the street too. People had piled into the nearest building which just so happened to be a candy shop. ]
As I was trying to ask before I was interrupted, anyone else heard of any other job openings? Not having the best of luck with it... I would have done fine as a driver but that horse--
[ He was interrupted again before he could continue. Crowley snarled as he turned to glare at this new distraction but in doing so he ended up dropping his magic mirror. ]
-- Hours Passed before the Mirror flared to life again --
[ Unsurprisingly it was to bear witness to another scene of chaos this time one of children and their parents frantically snatching up every boxed or bagged candy they could lay their hands on while one demon clad in uncharacteristically in white and sporting a lovely red striped bandanna carefully watched over their every action from behind the counter. ]
Everybody in here better be buying something or you are going back outside and trust me you don’t want to be out there with that horse still on the loose!
That could have gone better. Probably goes without saying I’m not going to be a carriage driver...
[ A small pause while the cart exploded and someone in the background screamed. ]
Anyone heard of--
[ He was suddenly interrupted by a little angry man who shouted after the demon, something about a wrecked cart, but it was difficult to hear anything but Crowley’s replies. ]
Pay you? You ought to be paying me! Like it’s my fault the horse doesn’t like demons! You never once said the horse doesn’t like demons!
[ Crowley waved the man off with a less-than-polite gesture and crash landed grumpily onto the nearest free bench, though with the panicked horse running wild most of the benches were empty. Most of the street too. People had piled into the nearest building which just so happened to be a candy shop. ]
As I was trying to ask before I was interrupted, anyone else heard of any other job openings? Not having the best of luck with it... I would have done fine as a driver but that horse--
[ He was interrupted again before he could continue. Crowley snarled as he turned to glare at this new distraction but in doing so he ended up dropping his magic mirror. ]
-- Hours Passed before the Mirror flared to life again --
[ Unsurprisingly it was to bear witness to another scene of chaos this time one of children and their parents frantically snatching up every boxed or bagged candy they could lay their hands on while one demon clad in uncharacteristically in white and sporting a lovely red striped bandanna carefully watched over their every action from behind the counter. ]
Everybody in here better be buying something or you are going back outside and trust me you don’t want to be out there with that horse still on the loose!
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Date: 2019-08-09 09:47 pm (UTC)I'll see you soon. [he gives his arm a little squeeze and then heads out. He doesn't particularly feel right leaving Crowley behind with all those customers and more to come and so, through the glass, gestures and flips the sign to closed. Crowley will have to flip it back eventually he's sure-- but at least this will relieve a little pressure]
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Date: 2019-08-09 10:09 pm (UTC)So, how did the training go?
[ He waved to the waiter for his usual cup of tea and when he received an answering nod he practically melted into the chair. ]
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Date: 2019-08-09 10:23 pm (UTC)Absolutely dreadful. I haven't felt this way since the last Centennial and that was a monster let me tell you. [he yawned hugely] Oh, pardon me. [he took his specs off and tucked them in his pocket before rubbing a hand over bleary eyes and glancing at Crowley once more]
And how are you, my dear? You look beat. It's amazing to see you working so hard! And putting up with so much. I could never do it. Even on the busiest days I have to close up early because humans can get so intolerable when they're pushy. One time I miracled the scent of wet wool in the shop so strongly that even I could barely stand it and I still had people that lingered for a good fifty minutes. Stubborn creatures I'll give them that.
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Date: 2019-08-09 10:54 pm (UTC)[ Crowley shrugged as if he had any idea how one of those could be a 'monster'. ]
9 to 5, I don't now how humans do it. Day in and out the same thing. Least the selling people things is easy enough. One little suggestion and they will buy literally anything. I had one of them making an offer on the display case before the day was out.
But there is always that one that tries to push you. You'd think with the dozens of stores around she might have decided to steal from a different one!
[ A sneer as he imagined a bookstore full of wet wool smell. ]
They probably just thought that was the old book smell. Wonder if skunk spray would have worked out better?
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Date: 2019-08-09 11:00 pm (UTC)[he laughs a bit at Crowley's suggesting]
I bet you did, you old snake. [and nudges his foot playfully under the table. He takes a sip of his tea, makes a face and taps it, yawning again before taking another sip of the now steaming liquid.]
I don't know how either. It was all I could do to keep people from buying anything and I could barely do five hours of that most days. And it might have worked, the skunk spray, but then I'd have to smell it and I'd never be able to unsmell it. [and then it would never go away]
I'm surprised you didn't encourage the thief. [another little tap against his foot]
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Date: 2019-08-09 11:12 pm (UTC)[ Only those friendly little taps at his foot allowed for confession. After all... it was something likely to impress an angel wasn't it? ]
But, it was the first job I hadn't been fired from within the first few minutes and she was such a brat...
[ And maybe he kind of liked Chef for giving him a chance when no one else would. Maybe he was a decent guy and didn't deserve to be stolen from.
His tea arrived giving him the welcome distraction of adding sugar and having that first warm sip as he casually stretched a leg that just happened to glance against Aziraphale's. ]
Find anything interesting in your books?
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Date: 2019-08-10 01:04 am (UTC)I've found this and that. Nothing really helpful except ideas for channeling spellwork. But it all comes back to the Spark. The idea is that Inspiration is both a byproduct and a fuel for this Spark. And that is where magic or miracles come from. Which is how I was able to heal you as I was not drawing power from the Almighty but myself.
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Date: 2019-08-10 03:09 am (UTC)[ Just pointing it out because he cares not giving fashion advice. ]
When was the last time you had a rest, a proper rest, not one of those power naps you have been taking?
[ Quite enjoying this little under the table game he decided to push the limits by placing his knee by Aziraphale's and leaving it there while he lulled his head back and grinned. ]
I inspired a spark?
[ For the healing but that did have other much more teasing meanings. ]
What is channeling spellwork anyway? Sounds like a good name for a band.
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Date: 2019-08-10 04:22 am (UTC)Of course you did. I knew I had to help you. Spark out of necessity I suppose is my gift. I will have to spend more time in service. [he is looking forward to that] Which is what I suppose should be doing anyway.
And oh, it just means-- well the body is a conduit from the mind to the- [he waves a hand] surroundings. Basically using inner energy to create precise miracles or magic or spellwork or whatever you choose to call it.
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Date: 2019-08-10 05:15 pm (UTC)[ And before there could be a protest he had an angel themed reason! ]
Even God rested on the seventh day. And you have been here 'training' for far more than seven days already.
Actually...
[ Crowley's leg moved away from Aziraphale's as he stood and grabbed the back of the angel's chair to pull it out and away from the table, fingers only lightly running over a few stray white feathers as he did so. ]
Let's go home. We could both use the rest. We can take the tea with us.
[ He gestured to the same waiter for some 'take home' cups. Ugly things that they were they did at least keep tea spill free and piping hot. ]
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Date: 2019-08-10 05:44 pm (UTC)He pouted as Crowley moved away and then blinked at the rather forceful chair pull; this accompanied by a wave of goosebumps that washed down his neck at the accidental brush against his feathers.]
Perhaps you're right. I could use a comfy chair and a nice cup of tea. Perhaps we could even make a small meal. [though he wasn't particularly looking forward to that. He yawned again and gathered up his books, making a bit of a precarious stack of them]
These seem to get heavier each time. [if only he had a strong and virile demon to help him...]
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Date: 2019-08-10 06:49 pm (UTC)[ The plan was altered some what on the fly as he snatched the books out of the Angel's hands. Really, he looked like he might drop them at any minute... ]
But maybe we could work a meal in there if you are hungry.
[ Just have the restaurant staff slip a few sandwiches into a take away box. They were quick and would fill a void even if they weren't overly fancy. The meal such as it was was collected and carried on top of the books. Thankfully they did have those nice boxes that could carry both teas and sandwiches without fear of dropping them.]
Lead the way, angel.
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Date: 2019-08-10 07:02 pm (UTC)Well, at least not a book on spellcraft! It would be boring without anything to read. [and he likes the stimulation even though... A third yawn catches him unawares] These mortal bodies are such a pain.
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Date: 2019-08-10 07:16 pm (UTC)You will be sleeping, angel... You won't have time to read anything.
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Date: 2019-08-10 07:23 pm (UTC)You don't wear it well you know. Being bossy. It'll have to take a lot more convincing on your end.
[not that he was against sleep per se, but he had done so much of it lately.]
I just need a little bit of coffee and I'll be fine. [his stomach growled] And a sandwich if you don't mind. [since he was holding them and all]
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Date: 2019-08-10 07:33 pm (UTC)[ The box of food was brought over and placed on the side table between the recliners. Crowley himself flopped into the chair beside Aziraphale's and tucked into the tea straight after having a bite of sandwich. It was remarkable how hungry a day's work could make you. ]
And humans might be able to keep themselves away longer with coffee but they do still have to sleep sometimes. We're... practically human now. It is something we do have to do.
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Date: 2019-08-10 07:41 pm (UTC)I seem to be doing too much sleeping lately. [but not as deep as Crowley had during the new moon, thank goodness]
How is your training coming along? [they hadn't had much time to do much at all together. Maybe a rest was in order if only to spend more time with him and this]
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Date: 2019-08-10 07:55 pm (UTC)[ Crowley bobbed his head in that way you do when there is a question asked you really don't want to dive too deeply into. ]
It's been alright. Been doing a lot of self-study...
[ Aka, playing hooky from Hade's lessons. ]
You know once you get over that initial hurtle it isn't so difficult.
[ Only his transformation skills worked best when he was around Aziraphale and seemed to send him into a depressive slump when they failed. No need to mention that. ]
Oh, and I'm fire resistant apparently, still... seems to be my element.
[ Since he nearly roasted some brat yet didn't feel the heat himself. That had to be good for something. ]
You might be napping but that's not really the same as resting. What is it humans need, eight hours a night? You haven't been doing anywhere near that.
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Date: 2019-08-10 08:08 pm (UTC)We should try something together perhaps. [because maybe repetition would help? Practice made perfect, or so they said. He hummed at the idea of Crowley's element being fire. It was hardly surprising after all.]
I didn't know you were watching me so closely. [said blandly] Anyway it really can't be helped.
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Date: 2019-08-10 08:27 pm (UTC)[ Added cheekily behind a sip of tea. ]
The light being on at all hours of the night is a dead giveaway.
We should try something together.
[ He had himself another bite of sandwich before smirking absolutely wickedly at Aziraphale. ]
I'll show you something I learned when you are ready to head to bed. You can tell me what you think of it.
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Date: 2019-08-10 09:36 pm (UTC)Cheek. [he didn't trust it, but he was curious so] Very well. I'll see what you've got. But I expect to be duly impressed.
[he sniffed a little, then winked at him to show he was joking. As for the light situation, he would just make sure to go into another room or perhaps elsewhere. But it was such a pain to be too far from the bed when the consequences took hold]
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Date: 2019-08-10 11:00 pm (UTC)The 'duly impressed' gets a nose scrunch, but he wasn't too worried. If didn't would out well, they would be alone in their own bedroom... it would have to fail really, really, badly to make that situation terrible. ]
Relax it'll work!
[ Probably.
He curled his wings around him as he tucked into another bite of sandwich. ]
Has that been the only side effect you've had, those naps?
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Date: 2019-08-10 11:06 pm (UTC)[at the question, he nodded and polished off part of his own sandwich before replying:]
So far, but I feel like I've only been trying one kind of ability. I've been a bit reluctant to try the other quite honestly.
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Date: 2019-08-10 11:09 pm (UTC)[ Gives the man more incentive to actually head to bed when their dinner was over! ]
What is the other ability?
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Date: 2019-08-10 11:15 pm (UTC)Flying, I believe it's called. Well and also something called Gross but I am not even going to approach it.
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