Mirror / all the swearing

[ace_of_hearts]

[Just in case things weren't bad enough already with the blood moon and Sanderson sisters, and kidnappings... Main Street erupts in a series of explosions. It turns out the sudden cold, rain, and blood moon with Ace's fire out of control, doesn't mix well with gross magic and booze mini-stills.]

Fuck fuck fuck shit fuck damn fuck sorry, don't-- [More explosions rocket off behind him.] Fuck.

I need... Shit I don't even know. Help maybe. I'd offer booze, but as you can see... [Winces as a high-pitched whistling shriek goes off and he frantically tries to get it to NOT EXPLODE.]

[....]

[...]

[Whew. At least one is safe. Maybe!!!] It doesn't like the weather. [It = Ace, actually. It's all Ace.]

Gross magic should be easier in a full moon, right? RIGHT?! Fuck everything.

Comments

[not_so_different]

Well that would explain a few things. Perhaps I should speak to the brains of the operation, then.

[She flashes fangs as she smirks, eyes drifting down to look at his crotch.]

[trashylittlesecret]

I mean, control? No. But you could definitely say sometimes he knows how to take matters into his own hands. Anyway, what can I do you for? We're a little busy with our big source of income exploding right now.

[ace_of_hearts]

[Double facepalms. Yeah he is bright red!!!]

I hadn't actually sold any yet... Do you know if there's any stripper jobs open? I might need one after this.

[not_so_different]

You're the one who stopped me, remember? I was simply enjoying the lovely explosions. It is a fine night for it, after all.

[You brought this on yourself, Ace. Her eyes flick between Ace's face and his crotch. Is it weird? A little. But she's been to enough planets to know that sometimes weird is normal.]

Stripper? No. Though with an act like this you're as likely to drive people screaming out the door as you are to make money in this town. Have you thought about a sideshow? Vaudeville, perhaps?

[ace_of_hearts]

Sorry, you're enjoying the explosions?

[And then giggles at the latter part, because it's totally a joke right? RIGHT!] That could be fun!

[trashylittlesecret]

Actually, he stopped you and I asked what we could do you for, it was kind of a -

[you know what never mind]

- you know, Ace, maybe she's right about the Vaudeville thing.

[not_so_different]

Yes, I am enjoying the explosions. They're quite lovely, after all.

[Her eyes flicked back to his nether region.]

It would certainly be quite a show.

[ace_of_hearts]

[Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd... Ace just blushes. Why did he let Richie claim to be his dick again??? Oh right, because being a sandwich could be dangerous and scary and okay he's a good friend!]

I mean... if you like explosions, stick with me, and you'll never get bored.