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[Just in case things weren't bad enough already with the blood moon and Sanderson sisters, and kidnappings... Main Street erupts in a series of explosions. It turns out the sudden cold, rain, and blood moon with Ace's fire out of control, doesn't mix well with gross magic and booze mini-stills.]

Fuck fuck fuck shit fuck damn fuck sorry, don't-- [More explosions rocket off behind him.] Fuck.

I need... Shit I don't even know. Help maybe. I'd offer booze, but as you can see... [Winces as a high-pitched whistling shriek goes off and he frantically tries to get it to NOT EXPLODE.]

[....]

[...]

[Whew. At least one is safe. Maybe!!!] It doesn't like the weather. [It = Ace, actually. It's all Ace.]

Gross magic should be easier in a full moon, right? RIGHT?! Fuck everything.

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From:

ace_of_hearts

Hey! Fuck you!!! I wasn't doing anything! This is NOT my fault! I already had the stuff brewing, it's the god damn rain!

From:

blessedarethebookmakers

[he snorts] So you say, but if anything important is caught inthe explosion, we're going to have a talk. I can promise you, you won't enjoy it.

From:

ace_of_hearts

Ohhhhhhhhhhh like I'm so fucking scared! Bring it on bitch-boy! Let's fight each other instead of the kidnappers! That's really brilliant!

From:

blessedarethebookmakers

Of all the-- I most certainly won't fight you. Just don't talk to me when I'm cleaning up your mess tomorrow.

From:

ace_of_hearts

So don't clean it. I can do it myself. [Even though he asked for help...]

From:

blessedarethebookmakers

It is my job to repair the damage of thoughtless idiots. As if the corrosion wasn't ba enough [sniffs] But don't let it bother you. Lord knows I could use the practice if not the utter exhaustion that comes with it.