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It is late afternoon on the eighteenth, and as the mirror swims to life, it focuses on Aziraphale who is standing about halfway back in the bedroom. He stands, hands tucked in front of him, smiling but looking slightly nervous, his wings arched a bit as if he wants to show them off but not be too obvious. He smiles at the...well...mirror. Fingers clenching a little bit.

When he speaks, though, his voice is low and soothing; warm like honey and pleasant. As if he's happy to see you. And in a way, he is.

"Hello. It's nice to meet you all. My name is Aziraphale and I'm an Angel. Well... Principality if you want to be precise, but that doesn't particularly matter here. First of all, I want to thank everyone who helped me out the other day and apologize for being a bit short with them. This human body is a new thing for me and I rather fear I don't have the hang of it quite yet.

But, we're all a little out of our element here, aren't we? This is a new place for us. A new experience. And a battle we must fight for the good of others who need our help. And sometimes, we can feel stuck, trapped even-- For instance, my wings are rarely displayed and not precisely corporeal when they are. If I need to remove my coat, I can do so with ease. Now, unfortunately, they are as solid as the rest of me.

And yet..." He dips his head and there is a bit of a cheeky smile. "With a little Faith." He hopes. No! Believes! "We can perform miracles."

Then he closes his eyes and focuses, concentrates, believes with everything in him that he still has the capacity for this kind of faith, this kind of miracle. That he will be able to take off his clothes with no problems at all.

All at once he can feel something catch. Something bright and cool and refreshing flow through him and around him.

Anyone looking in would be able to see a faint white gold light beginning to shimmer around him, a wind stirring the curtains and his hair. Perhaps there is a faint vibration, for the mirror slips, so only his head and shoulders are in view. The light seems to flash around him and then--!

He can feel the coolness leave him slowly, like a wave pulling from shore. With a thrilled smile he looks down and notices he did indeed manage to remove his coat as he'd hoped. Or perhaps made it disappear completely. As well as his vest, his shirt, his undershirt-- in fact the only thing left is the fob watch lying helpfully between his bare feet.

"Ah-- Ahem. Well! Slight miscalculation! But as you can see! Everything is just...just tickety...." And then the cold rushes back at once like a tsunami and for the second time in as many days, darkness crashes through him and he pitches forward and out of view.

There is a faint thud as he hits the floor.

But he'll be able to reply to any and all responses in a few hours...

...Probably.
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Action / OTA

Date: 2019-07-20 03:27 am (UTC)
bigbadrose: (*facepalm*)
From: [personal profile] bigbadrose
[Rose doesn't have enough faces and hands to slap for all of this.]

[She does go running out of the room with blankets and a jacket and now she just has to find the very very very stupid man.]

[And put a blanket on him and toga it.]

[Part of her figures she shouldn't care, she should honestly leave him to it, because there is no way in fuck he's going to appreciate it, but whatever, he doesn't have to know it was her, right? Miracles her fucking ass.]

Date: 2019-07-20 03:38 am (UTC)
serpentinthegarden: (Quirk of brow)
From: [personal profile] serpentinthegarden
[ Crowley looked to the screen as an eyebrow slowly lifted over his shades at this 'miracle' of belief in action and he spoke a word the angel would not hear, not in his unconscious state. ]

"Hallelujah."

[ And on his way... There would be a knock on the door in a few minutes and some one had better answer or the 'miracle' of a door coming off the hinges was going to follow. ]

Date: 2019-07-20 03:42 am (UTC)
bigbadrose: (wolfish grin)
From: [personal profile] bigbadrose
[Rose physically runs straight into him, smacking her head into his chest, arms full of blankets and a robe-jacket-thing that looked to be his size.]

Oh. Ow, Doctor you shouldn't--

[Blink blink, blush.] Sorry, if you're looking for Mr. Fell, [And because if you can't joke at a time like this...] He's fallen and can't get up.

Lend a hand will ya?

[Dumps half of the blankets into his arms, and positions the jacket/robe backwards over him to try to cover his decency.] I don't know which of you all is worse at handling mortality. No, [Growl!] Still the Doctor, but blimey you come close.

How strong are you? Ironically if you were the one knocked out... [Flaps a hand, ignore that.]
Edited Date: 2019-07-20 03:48 am (UTC)

Date: 2019-07-20 04:03 am (UTC)
serpentinthegarden: (Pleased)
From: [personal profile] serpentinthegarden
[ Funny really, that was the second time he had been mistaken for a Doctor. Fortunately this time he didn't have a baby in a basket to deliver. ]

Yea, I saw, broadcast the whole thing. It was inspiring.

[ He smirked after Rose, fully intent on helping and gaining one or two angles to tease the angel with once he woke up again. ]

He has never had to do anything without his magic before.

[ Crowley hadn't either but he doesn't bother to get into that. Instead he dumped the blankets that had been shoved on him into the nearest chair and made his way around to check on the unconscious angel. Breathing steadily he was just out cold. ]

He can't have fainted? This does look like a faint but... angels don't faint.
We can't really leave him here.

[ Which was why Rose had asked how strong he was, hm? He was strong enough. Crowley grabbed Aziraphale's arm and hoisted him to his feet. ]

I'll put him in his bed. Point out which one it is?

1/2

Date: 2019-07-20 04:07 am (UTC)
bigbadrose: (and now I'm talking to a twig)
From: [personal profile] bigbadrose
Ew...

[Snorts.]

[Mutters about big baby.]

2/2

Date: 2019-07-20 04:10 am (UTC)
bigbadrose: (whut)
From: [personal profile] bigbadrose
[At the volunteer... she blinks and points.] Farthest from the door -- you don't want help? S'just... Even your skinny body would take two of me, or Micks and my Mum...

Probably don't need to tell you to mind the wings, but I'm guessin, you're not used to them either? Sooooo... ah, stomach... [Bites her bottom lip and hesitates. She can't just just trust the stupid angel to Crowley without knowing anything more than that he's got the same face as the Doctor and wings like the angel so...]

Date: 2019-07-20 04:23 am (UTC)
serpentinthegarden: (Always with shades)
From: [personal profile] serpentinthegarden
[ Fireman's carry Rose. He had been on Earth long enough to learn a few things from you ingenious humans. Once the angel was standing he could use a standard fireman's trick to shift the angel's weight to his shoulders. His own wings might have proved something of a bother if he hadn't lowered them until the hung close to the floor. ]

You're on wing duty. Make sure his don't get caught in the doorway. And don't step on mine!

[ Farthest from the door, right. It would be! Crowley led the way, with this napping angel on his shoulders, and sat on the proper bed once they arrived so Aziraphale could be peeled off and safely placed in it. Stupid angel. Crowley thought as he roughly pulled back the sheets and then far more softly tucked them in over the angel's body. ]

Date: 2019-07-20 04:29 am (UTC)
bigbadrose: (LAWL Lolling tongue)
From: [personal profile] bigbadrose
'Kay!

[Follows along behind, and she caught that tucking in Crowley!!]

So are you two... [Boyfriends. Well, they weren't human. Lovers?? Might be insulting. And make Rose gag. Friends? No. Know each other from before was obvious. And interesting that the mirror did that. Her and the Doctor, these two, she wondered if anyone else knew each other, and why no Eleanor for Michael.] Mates?

[Tosses another blanket to Crowley to keep the angel warm, if he wanted.]

Date: 2019-07-20 04:34 am (UTC)
serpentinthegarden: (Pleased)
From: [personal profile] serpentinthegarden
[ It was summer and fairly warm outside but inside that air conditioning was something else! The blanket was accepted and he set about unfolding it while he tried to decide how Aziraphale would describe their relationship. ]

We're loosely affiliated business colleges, entirely Professional.

[ With a capitol 'P'. He couldn't help but smirk again as he doubted that would have been the way Aziraphale would have said it after all... and the second blanket was tucked like the first. ]

I tempt people and he tries to thwart me. Sort of the whole angel, demon... thing.

Date: 2019-07-20 04:53 am (UTC)
bigbadrose: (armfold)
From: [personal profile] bigbadrose
[An eyeroll.]

Riiiiiight. So you're a demon?

[ARCHES EYEBROW.] What do you tempt people with? Is this face just for me? Because the Doctor changes. And he's already got his older face here, and I'm partial to it, so you needn't bother. [And blimey, if she was tempted by anyone to notice blokes other than the Doctor, it was definitely Michael, and she's mostly certain Crowley can't take credit for that, it's just Michael being derpy, and Rose's own weaknesses.] Besides, the ginger hair? [Gestures with her hand above her own hair.] Looks kind of daft to me.

[Folds her arms.] Why are you bothering with the sunglasses anyway? This isn't like a possessed body-form, right? Do you just naturally have red eyes and --

[Drops her arms and makes sort of voodoo gestures with her hands.] Mark o' the beast in your eyes or something? [Snaps fingers.] Or is that only for possession? OR only for that one demon? [She's basically steamrolling talking to herself now.] Or Satan I guess.

[Arm fold and glares at him suspiciously.] Okay, I won't be fooled though! First sign of breathing fire and talking about how you are the darkness and the destruction and will wreak havoc, I'll kick you and make it hurt. You're warned. [Growl growl growl.]

[Siiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.]
I can't leave an angel alone with a demon. [Facepalm.] This bites. I'm going to bite that stupid jerk devil if this was all his stupid revenge. [Bared teeth. She means it.] He messed up letting me find the Doctor again after all this, let me tell you that! [Growl growl growl.] So you just --

[A blink.] Wait, you're both cut off from your... bosses here, yeah? [Bites her thumb.]
Edited Date: 2019-07-20 04:53 am (UTC)

Date: 2019-07-20 05:11 am (UTC)
serpentinthegarden: (Demon wings)
From: [personal profile] serpentinthegarden
[ While Rose processed all that new information Crowley set about tucking the angel's wings in next to him so they wouldn't become tangled in the blankets while he slept or have them fall off the side of the bed.

Then something the lady said sent his black wings into a defensive flare. ]


I'm not some kind of succubus! I don't go around stealing people's faces just to fool their disgruntled girlfriends!

[ Huff! Really! Could the girl be more insulting! ]

I'm more of a big picture demon. Knock down a power grid in the middle of a summer heat wave and sit back while you humans are terrible to each other. That sort of thing. I can't help that I vaguely resemble some one you once knew.

[ He looked over his shoulder at Rose. ]

And why can't you? I've been alone with him before.

[ Crowley shrugged and looked back to the sleeping angel. ]

But it does seem that way. I haven't heard from anyone from my side. I doubt he has heard from anyone from Heaven.

Date: 2019-07-20 05:16 am (UTC)
bigbadrose: (Are you kidding?)
From: [personal profile] bigbadrose
I'm not disgruntled!!!

That's mean! [Huff.] Even Shakespeare said heat made people more murderous.

[Flomps on her own bed, watching suspiciously, though clearly Crowley is head over heels in love with Aziraphale... God if Rose knows why or how. But then, Rose can't explain her love for the Doctor, so eh.] Because then I'd have to trust you.

So you're free now, yeah? [Leans on one elbow.]

Date: 2019-07-20 05:27 am (UTC)
serpentinthegarden: (Always with shades)
From: [personal profile] serpentinthegarden
You sound disgruntled.

[ The words were almost whispered under his breath. ]

Picking on my look like I have any resemblance to this Doctor guy...

[ Anyway the one he met was tall and grey haired, no idea if they exchanged names and Crowley would actually know he had met the guy or not but... they did look nothing alike. ]

And of course it's mean! I'm a demon. I'm supposed to be out there doing no good. A demon can get into trouble for not doing evil.

[ Crowley shrugged, using the action to work out some of the angel carrying kinks in his neck. ]

Free in the sense that we have been kidnapped and conscripted to fight in some one else's war, that kind of free.

Date: 2019-07-20 05:33 am (UTC)
bigbadrose: (Being cute!)
From: [personal profile] bigbadrose
Your face is disgruntled.

And I didn't pick on you for looking like the Doctor, I'm picking on you for not BEING the Doctor. Totally different!

[Hops off the bed, and prowls around to the other side of the room and sits on the floor all sulky and arms folded, back to the wall, clearly making sure Crowley knows she's watching him.]

Do you like existing?

[Blandly, arms folded, very suspicious watching. There's a huge problem with this plan. Crowley being an immortal has way more patience than Rose -- probably. She sighs all annoyed. And re-reads the Apprentice Manual.] Hey. [Super quietly. And sideglance.] Can you help me get his name right? [Pink cheeks and just hides her face in her hands.] I know it's important to him, but I'm just... really awful with it, but I don't mean to be, yeah?

[It's a test too. How much Crowley cares about Aziraphale in a much broader sense, the way he says he does temptations.]

You can practice inspiring me... without going naked like Dafty Duck here.
Edited Date: 2019-07-20 05:42 am (UTC)

Date: 2019-07-20 05:55 am (UTC)
serpentinthegarden: (Aw paint splotch)
From: [personal profile] serpentinthegarden
It's not!

[ The big bad demon childishly protested. ]

It's exactly the same thing. You are upset that I'm not him so suddenly my hair is the wrong color and my eyes are too demonic...

[ Demonic eye roll. There was a reason he wore shades even inside of buildings. ]

What kind of question is that, do I like existing!? Do YOU like existing?

I'd rather exist than not exist.

[ Crowley remained where he was, sitting on the edge of the bed so he could occasionally sneak little peeks at the angel's sleeping face, but he turned just enough to also be able to keep an eye on Rose sitting by the wall. Up until now she hadn't been too violent with him but she had punched him! So who knew when that might change. ]

Aziraphale.

[ The name was spoken easily, having been said more times than he could remember over the centuries. ]

You're wrong in thinking I would inspire you. Demons tempt, angels are meant to inspire.

Date: 2019-07-20 06:05 am (UTC)
bigbadrose: (serious mode)
From: [personal profile] bigbadrose
You can't have too demonic eyes. If you had scary red possessed eyes, I guess I'd remember the archaeologist a lot, but so what? It'd definitely hurt me way more if you had his eyes. Because his face before, and his face after have the most gorgeous soul-piercing blue that just, it's so timeless and like looking into them is like flying Earth skies, but the version with your face has dopey puppy brown eyes, that go scary and dark as any storm, and trust me, he's a lot scarier than you'll ever be!

And your hair is your wrong color for your skin! My Dad's got red hair. And one of the most brilliant women I've ever met does too! Red hair's great, it just looks ridiculous on you. And the black makes you look like you're just wanting to pull off Hades' fire hair. The Doctor's hair matches his eyes in that face. And generally brown puppydog in general. It's very cute. A cute lie, because like I said, he's way scarier than you could ever be.

Obviously I like existing, that's why I fought back against all the corroding timelines to try to get back to the universe where I was born and find the Doctor. I mean... yanno. Fight the darkness. [ :| ] Shut up.

Azzyree-fail.

All right, what's your... [Waves a hand.] class, yeah? Unless it's secret, but it determines the types of magics, yeah?
Edited Date: 2019-07-20 06:06 am (UTC)

Date: 2019-07-20 06:22 am (UTC)
serpentinthegarden: (We talk together)
From: [personal profile] serpentinthegarden
Right, great, whiny human girl thinks I'm not scary enough and I have the wrong skin tone... I don't care!

[ Really there was only one person's opinion that mattered at all to him and Aziraphale was still sleeping. ]

And you are hopeless with names. It's not that hard

Ah-ze-ra-fell.

[ Crowley spoke each syllable slowly as if instructing a child. ]

What are you driving at? What does it matter what sort of magic I supposedly have?

Date: 2019-07-20 06:36 am (UTC)
bigbadrose: (chewing bottom lip)
From: [personal profile] bigbadrose
[Giggles, okay NOW he's kind of cute.] I told you and the Dreamfinder, and you know... [Gestures to the sleeping angel.] That I really am. [Huff! Eyes narrow and tongue out the side.]

Uh--zeer-ay-fella. Fell.

See usually I can almost cheat and say almost anything, and the TARDIS translates it for me. [Shrug.]

It doesn't. I'm just not leaving you alone with him until I'm certain it's safe. You're the one who keeps pointing out how wicked and hellacious you are. It's a Catch-22 you know? If you succeed, then I'll have to protect 'im. If you fail... actually then you're all set! Because like we said, there's no bosses here to pretend for, is there?
Edited Date: 2019-07-20 06:36 am (UTC)

Date: 2019-07-20 07:05 am (UTC)
serpentinthegarden: (Always with shades)
From: [personal profile] serpentinthegarden
It's not an 'uh' sound like some one just punched you in the gut! It's an 'ah' sound like you've just had a bite of an amazing doughnut.

And without a TARDIS here, whatever that was, you will have to learn how to do it on your own.

[ Crowley shrugged and showed the lady his empty hands. ]

He's safe!

[ A beat. ]

As long as he's asleep... bit of a danger to himself really.

Date: 2019-07-20 07:11 am (UTC)
bigbadrose: (wry grin)
From: [personal profile] bigbadrose
Not really a doughnut person. Are you? How are you all slinky?

Ah-zeer-ay-fell.

Definitely a danger to himself. He didn't even come back last night. All because he didn't want to share a room with a human. And I told him I could go crash on my -- the Doctor's couch, and I'm used to roughing it, and I'm used to sleeping, unlike you two, but noooooooo. Is he always this daft?

Date: 2019-07-20 07:32 am (UTC)
serpentinthegarden: (Lurking)
From: [personal profile] serpentinthegarden
Eh, demon. I can eat a doughnut every few centuries if I want.

Closer, but there should still be more 'r' in it.

[ Didn't come back last night... The stupid sleeping angel was given a glare. He could understand that if Rose were a psychopath like some one else he could have named but just being human? ]

Yeah, always. Probably thought he was doing it for the 'greater good' or something. This whole roommate situation has been a real nightmare.

[ That last line being something he was sure the angel would say if he were awake. ]
Edited Date: 2019-07-20 07:33 am (UTC)

Date: 2019-07-20 07:41 am (UTC)
bigbadrose: (head tilt like a wolf)
From: [personal profile] bigbadrose
Have they even existed for centuries? What year were you in?

Ah-zir-a-fell.

[Head tilt.] What happened?

Date: 2019-07-20 08:06 am (UTC)
serpentinthegarden: (We talk together)
From: [personal profile] serpentinthegarden
They must have been... At least one century? Seems like they have been around forever.

[ Good question, he couldn't remember when the things were invented.
Thinking that over was set aside for a brief flash of excitement as she nailed it! The name sounded almost perfect now! ]


That! Now all you have to do is say it more quickly.

[ Sleeping who knows where. Aziraphale. If only he had known... They might have shared a train bench. Professionally. ]

It doesn't matter.
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