bigbadrose: (wry grin)
Rose Tyler ([personal profile] bigbadrose) wrote in [community profile] smk_network2019-07-30 08:40 pm

Video / Lamplighting

They say you never forget how to ride a bicycle, yeah?

[Rose pans her mirror down from her waaaaay tall bicycle.]

I really hope that's true, because I don't much like my chances of getting back on it if I fall. Wish me luck!

[She sets out, and so far, so good.] Okay, so anyone else get jobs yet and all that? Give me sound my first night out, since I didn't wanna risk my cybud up here.

[Exclusively for her "roommates," there's a pair of cupcakes, one for 12 and Michael respectively. 12's is banana with edible ball-bearings, and Michael's is devil's chocolate with a paperclip. Both have messages.]
takeitsleazy: (linkin park lyrics go here)

[personal profile] takeitsleazy 2019-08-01 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[he blinks rapidly, tilts his head, and licks his lower lip while that processes. she knew. and she's not flipping out. what. ... it figures. he sighs.]

Actually, it wasn't Janet. It was usually Eleanor. Except for the one time it was Jason. That one hurt. ... I had to keep wiping their memories and restarting, so my boss wouldn't think I failed and force me into retirement. ... Eventually I realized that it might work better if the four of them were in on it.
takeitsleazy: (and all the powers of hell)

[personal profile] takeitsleazy 2019-08-01 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[it's his turn to regret this being a public conversation and get defensive, all of a sudden. he knows Jason figuring it all out was a low point, a personal insult, and sets his jaw. then she asks about retirement, and his stomach curdles with dread. but her calling him hot-shot is the last straw, because she's ... she's not allowed to insult him like that. she's just not.]

F.Y.I, it was on the way to working out very well, before I ended up in this sad excuse for a Neighborhood with an even sadder excuse for a - a -

[oh]

Just get back on your bike and do your stupid job. Oh, and by the way: soulmates aren't real! I made it up! For the Neighborhood!

[there, that's better. now. has Aahz found amd drank all the alcohol?]
takeitsleazy: (linkin park lyrics go here)

[personal profile] takeitsleazy 2019-08-01 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I know I am.

[his voice is quiet, sullen, a perfect picture of a sulking child who is trying to pretend they're mad so they'll be left alone with their embarrassment]

I got a human starter kit and everything.
Edited 2019-08-01 19:22 (UTC)
takeitsleazy: (linkin park lyrics go here)

[personal profile] takeitsleazy 2019-08-01 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
It came with ...

[maybe it's the fact that Hoodie Day is nigh. or maybe he really just has too many feelings. hint: it's the latter. just trying to recall everything in that stupid little box is making him feel like someone is scooping out space below his ribs with one of those serrated melon ballers]

None of it mattered. So ... It all did. That was what it came with.

[understanding. the fact that something doesn't have to mean something to anyone else. just to you]
takeitsleazy: (would you look at that)

[personal profile] takeitsleazy 2019-08-01 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[he clears his throat. straightens his bowtie. pushes it all down, even if just for now.

smiles.]


I see you're trying to change the subject. Would you like some help with that?
takeitsleazy: (ye olde thyrst trappe icon)

[personal profile] takeitsleazy 2019-08-01 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
No, humans did that one all on their own, but someone in my office had it installed as part of her 9D CAD program. You know. For laughs. It just took me a minute to remember. Heh.

I don't know quite what it is about paper clips. I just... They're so good. Simple.

[he fidgets with the bracelet a moment, and realizes that now he's the only one who knows its story. that doesn't seem fair. he holds his wrist up to the mirror]

Eleanor made me this, yanno. Before I ever had to reboot the neighborhood...
takeitsleazy: (would you look at that)

[personal profile] takeitsleazy 2019-08-01 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[paperclips are his bananas, Rose. if it were possible he'd invent a paperclip daiquiri]

Because it's the first thing a human ever gave me. I was thinking about something too much - or, well, more like I was pretending to, to stress her out - and instead of getting freaked out, she ... said I needed to not think so much. That I needed to have fun. And she made me this. And then she showed me karaoke.

It really wasn't what I expected. At all. Any of it.
takeitsleazy: (Default)

[personal profile] takeitsleazy 2019-08-02 12:05 pm (UTC)(link)
He's got some grudges. And Daddy issues.

[he shrugs]

Karaoke? Yeah, it's great. I told the Doctor, I know all the words to something called "Blaze of Glory". He said he plays the guitar. We were going to find a bar but we ended up making pancakes instead.
takeitsleazy: (Default)

[personal profile] takeitsleazy 2019-08-03 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
I think that sounds like a lot of fun. Wherever we find the karaoke, I hope they have a crane machine, too. I got pretty good at those. I could win you a pointless, vaguely misshapen stuffed toy!
Edited 2019-08-03 03:14 (UTC)
takeitsleazy: (would you look at that)

[personal profile] takeitsleazy 2019-08-05 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Really?!

[he finds that surprising]

Not Mickey or ... or the other one, even? The human ones? Well, then, I'll have to do it.
takeitsleazy: (won't you be my neighbor)

good to end here on this one?

[personal profile] takeitsleazy 2019-08-08 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a deal. You find me one, I'll win you something.

[he smiles, feeling a bit less weird about this whole thing. just a bit]

Good luck with the giant bike, Rose.