Mirror / all the swearing

[ace_of_hearts]

[Just in case things weren't bad enough already with the blood moon and Sanderson sisters, and kidnappings... Main Street erupts in a series of explosions. It turns out the sudden cold, rain, and blood moon with Ace's fire out of control, doesn't mix well with gross magic and booze mini-stills.]

Fuck fuck fuck shit fuck damn fuck sorry, don't-- [More explosions rocket off behind him.] Fuck.

I need... Shit I don't even know. Help maybe. I'd offer booze, but as you can see... [Winces as a high-pitched whistling shriek goes off and he frantically tries to get it to NOT EXPLODE.]

[....]

[...]

[Whew. At least one is safe. Maybe!!!] It doesn't like the weather. [It = Ace, actually. It's all Ace.]

Gross magic should be easier in a full moon, right? RIGHT?! Fuck everything.

Comments

[ace_of_hearts]

[OH NO THAT'S CUTE! He still wants to lick him though. On the underside, apparently.]

Yeah I kind of... tuned them out after that. And stuff started exploding.

[Action]

[ace_of_hearts]

Hey, fuck you demon buddy! I'm trying to STOP things from exploding!

[Action]

[serpentinthegarden]

You aren't doing a very good job of it.

[ The snake exhaled slowly and the bonfire he was in dropped in height and cooled until it was out. There were still other fires out there unfortunately, Ace had been busy. ]

Get a hose?

[Action] 1/3

[ace_of_hearts]

NO SHIT!

[Whiiiines.] I said I needed help!

[Action] 2/3

[ace_of_hearts]

[Oh hey, help!]

[Ace bows low.] Thank you.

[Action] 3/3

[ace_of_hearts]

It's alcohol and magic so uh... [Points up to the rain.] Water's making it worse.

[Action]

[serpentinthegarden]

[ The rain was annoying he had to admit but rain making fire worse... that was a new one. ]

Why did you have so many stills anyway??

[Action]

[ace_of_hearts]

I like to drink.

[I like beer.]

[Action]

[serpentinthegarden]

Next time you might put your bomb factory outside of town.

[ The snake huffed before slithering through one of the many puddles on the ground and heading off to the next blaze. ]

Is your magic completely useless right now?

[Action]

[ace_of_hearts]

[Nod nod.] Can do.

No, I mean I could burn down the whole city, but that's not... good.

[Action]

[serpentinthegarden]

[ Crowley snaked his way into the next fire and smothered it like he had the one before. ]

If you can't help this is going to take forever.

[ He hesitated to ask... but the needs must. ]

Any ideas?

[Action]

[ace_of_hearts]

Uhhhh... Sand? Oh!!! Maybe I can make sand?

[not_so_different]

[Explosions? Missy is there!

She'd gotten bold this month. Venturing out of her room to explore a little, seeing what these monstrous eyes can see. Then the explosions start going off and it's like Christmas! She laughs, prancing and dancing down the middle of the street, seemingly unaware of the chaos going on around her.]

Re: [Action]

[serpentinthegarden]

If you could it would snuff the fires.

[ He thought it over with a slightly tilted head. ]

But wet sand is really heavy. We might make it worse by imitating a landslide. Could you do salt?

[ace_of_hearts]

Only the burning kind. So I could make daytime fireworks.

[ace_of_hearts]

[When things are a little settled, and Ace is pretty sure the still he's at isn't going to blow up literally in face...]

Are you okay?

[Affected by the witches? ONE OF THE WITCHES MAYBE?]

[serpentinthegarden]

You've already made daytime fireworks! We're trying to put this mess out not make it pretty.

[ Sulking coiled into a ball to think. ]

Maybe we could turn the alcohol into something that doesn't burn. No fuel, no fire. How big are these stills?

[unladenswallow]

... how?

[trashylittlesecret]

[muffled pocket commentary]

What the everloving fuck are you even going on about out there, dude?

pay the manwich no mind

[trashylittlesecret]

[muffled, from Ace's pocket]

Dude, I'm pretty sure nothing is okay right now.

[trashylittlesecret]

[I mean let's be real one little lick isn't gonna kill him]

They sound an awful lot like a certain asshole I beat the shit out of back home. Very recently. If I get turned back I'm leaving ass-beating duty to someone else, though. I'm retired.

Is that a manwhich in your pocket...

[not_so_different]

[She stops at the question, grinning broadly at Ace. Two very sharp fangs gleam in the moonlight. She'd been just about to respond when she hears another voice. Her head tilts a little. That second voice came from the vicinity of the half naked man's neather region.]

I'm certainly more okay than you are. Are your other body parts talking or do you just have one of those conjoined twins?

He's just happy to see you!!!

[ace_of_hearts]

No, that's my sandRich...

I mean friend, Richie, who got turned into a sandwich. So not much is okay for him, yeah.

Richie, there's a cheetah woman out here dancing in the rain.

[ace_of_hearts]

Yeah same. Hey dude... Is it okay if I taste you? I mean, I know that's weird, but can anything get weirder? And I wanna see how authentic it is. [That's his excuse and he's sticking to it!!!]

[ace_of_hearts]

Well in my own world, I ate a devil fruit, here it's just monster magic and full moon.