Unclear.

[he says it the same way Janet would, flat yet cheerful.]

No one's ever... "had a thing" for me, as far as I know. I can certainly assure you I don't have one for you, but that you definitely match up to people I've come to consider friends. Isn't there some Zoning thing that is really horrifically insulting? That's ... not what I mean. I should probably say that, right? Ugh. You have to understand, this is all an extremely recent development in the scheme of things.