Okay, I didn't know that about glitter. You're right, that IS funny.
[he gives a sort of dark yet dorky chuckle that completely and utterly outs him as the demon he is underneath, then sobers up and leans back, putting his feet up. he's not aware that stretching those ridiculously long legs out maaaay not be helping]
... Look, Rose, I know it's got to be torture all on its own when your soulmate is shutting you down harder than a Windows ME blue screen of death. This is the sort of stuff I used to engineer. I can spot it a mile away. But ... I'm just not rebound material. Rebounds in general are a bad idea. That's how you get things like Derek. And trust me when I say we have enough going on without that hot steaming pile of shirt.
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[he gives a sort of dark yet dorky chuckle that completely and utterly outs him as the demon he is underneath, then sobers up and leans back, putting his feet up. he's not aware that stretching those ridiculously long legs out maaaay not be helping]
... Look, Rose, I know it's got to be torture all on its own when your soulmate is shutting you down harder than a Windows ME blue screen of death. This is the sort of stuff I used to engineer. I can spot it a mile away. But ... I'm just not rebound material. Rebounds in general are a bad idea. That's how you get things like Derek. And trust me when I say we have enough going on without that hot steaming pile of shirt.