Mirror / all the swearing

[ace_of_hearts]

[Just in case things weren't bad enough already with the blood moon and Sanderson sisters, and kidnappings... Main Street erupts in a series of explosions. It turns out the sudden cold, rain, and blood moon with Ace's fire out of control, doesn't mix well with gross magic and booze mini-stills.]

Fuck fuck fuck shit fuck damn fuck sorry, don't-- [More explosions rocket off behind him.] Fuck.

I need... Shit I don't even know. Help maybe. I'd offer booze, but as you can see... [Winces as a high-pitched whistling shriek goes off and he frantically tries to get it to NOT EXPLODE.]

[....]

[...]

[Whew. At least one is safe. Maybe!!!] It doesn't like the weather. [It = Ace, actually. It's all Ace.]

Gross magic should be easier in a full moon, right? RIGHT?! Fuck everything.

Comments

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[ace_of_hearts]

Not that you want me to bang you or vice versa, but word gets around in tiny places like this.

It's fine if people know I'm a narcoleptic demon, and hate rain, but I already have a weird reputation from the no-shirts thing, no need to make it extra stupid besides!

better about the warnings, not about the porn ofc

[trashylittlesecret]

[ah, the 'no homo' clause has been laid out. we're good, we're good.]

Just make it a better reputation by being the guy with the good booze. That oughta fix it right up. Always did back home. Example: "JaaaaaaayZUS that boy ain't right but can he throw a humdinga of a shindig, ayuh."

again! I promise nothing!!! I tend to forget what's iffy oops

[ace_of_hearts]

[Laughs!]

Yeah, that's about what they said about me during my life!