Mirror / all the swearing

[ace_of_hearts]

[Just in case things weren't bad enough already with the blood moon and Sanderson sisters, and kidnappings... Main Street erupts in a series of explosions. It turns out the sudden cold, rain, and blood moon with Ace's fire out of control, doesn't mix well with gross magic and booze mini-stills.]

Fuck fuck fuck shit fuck damn fuck sorry, don't-- [More explosions rocket off behind him.] Fuck.

I need... Shit I don't even know. Help maybe. I'd offer booze, but as you can see... [Winces as a high-pitched whistling shriek goes off and he frantically tries to get it to NOT EXPLODE.]

[....]

[...]

[Whew. At least one is safe. Maybe!!!] It doesn't like the weather. [It = Ace, actually. It's all Ace.]

Gross magic should be easier in a full moon, right? RIGHT?! Fuck everything.

Comments

[Action]

[serpentinthegarden]

You aren't doing a very good job of it.

[ The snake exhaled slowly and the bonfire he was in dropped in height and cooled until it was out. There were still other fires out there unfortunately, Ace had been busy. ]

Get a hose?

[Action] 1/3

[ace_of_hearts]

NO SHIT!

[Whiiiines.] I said I needed help!

[Action] 2/3

[ace_of_hearts]

[Oh hey, help!]

[Ace bows low.] Thank you.

[Action] 3/3

[ace_of_hearts]

It's alcohol and magic so uh... [Points up to the rain.] Water's making it worse.

[Action]

[serpentinthegarden]

[ The rain was annoying he had to admit but rain making fire worse... that was a new one. ]

Why did you have so many stills anyway??

[Action]

[ace_of_hearts]

I like to drink.

[I like beer.]

[Action]

[serpentinthegarden]

Next time you might put your bomb factory outside of town.

[ The snake huffed before slithering through one of the many puddles on the ground and heading off to the next blaze. ]

Is your magic completely useless right now?

[Action]

[ace_of_hearts]

[Nod nod.] Can do.

No, I mean I could burn down the whole city, but that's not... good.

[Action]

[serpentinthegarden]

[ Crowley snaked his way into the next fire and smothered it like he had the one before. ]

If you can't help this is going to take forever.

[ He hesitated to ask... but the needs must. ]

Any ideas?

[Action]

[ace_of_hearts]

Uhhhh... Sand? Oh!!! Maybe I can make sand?

Re: [Action]

[serpentinthegarden]

If you could it would snuff the fires.

[ He thought it over with a slightly tilted head. ]

But wet sand is really heavy. We might make it worse by imitating a landslide. Could you do salt?

[ace_of_hearts]

Only the burning kind. So I could make daytime fireworks.

[serpentinthegarden]

You've already made daytime fireworks! We're trying to put this mess out not make it pretty.

[ Sulking coiled into a ball to think. ]

Maybe we could turn the alcohol into something that doesn't burn. No fuel, no fire. How big are these stills?

[ace_of_hearts]

Uh a bit bigger than me, each. Dude it's not alcohol yet, it's like gross magic potion ingredients???

[serpentinthegarden]

How much do you drink!?

[ Crowley could pack it away but not that would have made an impressive amount of booze if all that gross magical stuff actually made booze. ]

Ok, how about this? You pack each still in sand and I will try to make it so the fire burns itself straight up, like a volcano... maybe we can prevent any more explosions.

[ace_of_hearts]

Okay! Good thinking! [Runs off to the closest still and starts packing it in sand with magic!!!]

[serpentinthegarden]

[ Crowley slithered closer to watch all this hard work well done and once the sand was in place he directed the flames to shoot straight up... or straight up in a bit of a curl as if they were being whipped into a tornado. It was close enough! ]

[ace_of_hearts]

Wow! [Starry eyes!] Thanks dude! You're not so bad for an asshole CP-whatever number demon!