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Aziraphale ([personal profile] blessedarethebookmakers) wrote in [community profile] smk_network2019-08-23 12:17 am

~video~

[it has to be said he has had to have time to get over certain things, but he's rested a bit and reconnected a bit and no longer feels like he is falling apart at the seams. And so! He stands in front of the window, light streaming in around him, because Presentation is 50% of...well...proceeding to foment.

Anyway, the point is, with the light on his wings and through his hair and his immaculate clothes... that he is a bit tired of wearing, he must say. That, however is neither here nor there.

Added to the mix, the sapphire on his rose gold pinky ring is glowing faintly.

When he speaks, his voice is low and quite musical though he's not singing. There is a certain richness to it. Like honey or warm milk. Something nostalgic and full of meaning]


Good afternoon, everyone.

We've had quite an adventure, haven't we! Some more adventure than others it seems. And look. Sometimes it took a miracle, but we have all survived it-- and succeeded no less. And have gotten sparks for our trouble. [he presses a hand to his heart, the one on which the ring sits and the sapphire seems to trail light into the air]

It might have been difficult and trying... but the reward is that we are a little closer to success. To making things right. To discovering ourselves and what we are truly capable of. Thank you for those who rescued Dreamfinder and [he falters, then says confidently] Pigment.

And even though the quest to retrieve the amulet sadly didn't do as much as was hoped-- who knows what may come of it? Perhaps the real benefit was the friendships we made along the way.

As before, I am always here to help as I can... But please make an appointment first unless it's crucial. I do have a lot to learn myself. Beyond that, I'll always lend a willing ear to any of your problems.

Rest easy my friends. We have much to be proud of.
takeitsleazy: (and all the powers of hell)

[personal profile] takeitsleazy 2019-08-27 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, it's a process. My molecules are each sent to burn on different suns, my essence is ladled out of me and poured over hot diamonds, amd what's left of me gets tied up by the genitals and beaten with a titanium rod.

[he rattles it off the way human retirees talk about setting up their pension disbursement, buying an RV, and living in The Villages in Florida, going to the flea markets every weekend.]

But see, that's the thing. You think there's a reason. They want you to. But sometimes that reason isn't there anymore because the assholes who trained you to do your life's work have been taking advantage of the reason for centuries and turned it into whatever they want because they think they're better tham you and it's funny to make you jump through hoops and fall on your face.

[bitter? noooo. he's not bitter about what he discovered right before his canon point and hasn't really thought about until mow. he's straight up pissed.]
Edited (I made it better) 2019-08-27 13:39 (UTC)
takeitsleazy: (well HEY!)

[personal profile] takeitsleazy 2019-08-27 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm gonna tell on them. Hard. [he grins]

I got evidence, and once we're done here, I'm bringing it straight to the Good Place. And I'm gonna get everything fixed the way it should be.
takeitsleazy: (let me use small words for you)

[personal profile] takeitsleazy 2019-08-27 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
.... Is that like saying you know how I feel, Aziraphale?

[careful, angel. he's a fast learner.]

You don't have to try to make me feel better like these humans. We can just talk. I think it's called bitching.
Edited (I made it better) 2019-08-27 16:59 (UTC)
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[personal profile] takeitsleazy 2019-08-27 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
War?! Oh, geez Louise, no. It's always been split between the Good Place and the Bad Place. The Accounting department actually has a commemorative painting of the first time anyone earned any positive or negative points. Og gave his rock to Grog...and then Grog beat him on the head with it.

[a little chuckle]

Humans, am I right? But no, I don't think anyone really fell, we just sort of are where we are. Demons in the bad place, angels in the good place. I don't think anyone's ever really switched sides. Judge Gen just steps in if things get really sticky, and that's only really happened with Mindy St. Clair and the Medium Place.
takeitsleazy: (buh?)

[personal profile] takeitsleazy 2019-08-27 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
That's exactly how it got so screwed up! It is too efficient! I've been arguing with Gen about that for over a year, now, trying to get her to realize that it matters whether people actually want to be good, too.

[he frowns. he doesn't know anyone in the Good Place, but he knows Janet, who was supposed to have been. aside from the fact that Janet would kick his skinny tall white ass in a hot Jacksonville second, he wouldn't be able to fight her. he couldn't bring himself to do it. she's his best friend. when he speaks again, he sounds distraught]

I can't even imagine that. I couldn't do it. Why did you even have to fight? Because it was your Almighty's idea? Because she said so?
takeitsleazy: (gonna have to go through me)

[personal profile] takeitsleazy 2019-08-28 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly.

[he nods, feeling even more vindicated in his plan now that an actual angel agrees with him. he decides maybe he should show him the Book of Dougs sometime. he's still got it stowed away safely in an empty, clean pillowcase under his bed.]

Jealousy, huh. ... You know, I used to think it was kind of funny watching people get jealous of each other. But now I'm realizing it just sucks.
takeitsleazy: (buh?)

[personal profile] takeitsleazy 2019-08-28 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, they love everyone?

[that's a concept he'd never heard. it takes him aback, since he's still even figuring out friendship, for crying out loud.]

Isn't that exhausting? I mean, caring that much? All the time? I know I sure couldn't do it.
takeitsleazy: (we can figure this out)

oops I didn't mean to switch styles, brackets are fine, derp

[personal profile] takeitsleazy 2019-08-29 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"It does, doesn't it," he said, realizing it for the first time. He loved all four of his humans, and had continued to do so even when they were apart and he'd had to monitor them from afar, watching them make terrible choices and being unable to do a damned thing about it.

"I never really thought about that. ... It is really hard, sometimes. Especially when you can't do anything but... watch someone hurt."
Edited 2019-08-29 15:39 (UTC)
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[personal profile] takeitsleazy 2019-08-30 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Especially here. ... Speaking of which, thanks for talking to me ... And for helping Eleanor get back in one piece. I was really worried about how she'd do, not having any training like we did.
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[personal profile] takeitsleazy 2019-08-31 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
"You can," he said, without hesitation. "Eleanor may be a smoking hot mess, but she's the most loyal human I've ever known. Once she's with you, you can count on her, even if it might not seem like it most of the time."
takeitsleazy: (let me use small words for you)

[personal profile] takeitsleazy 2019-08-31 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
"It's a human phrase. 'Smoking hot mess', yeah." A pause. "Oh. You thought I meant - ha, no. I don't actually have any real ability to gauge physical attractiveness in humans."
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[personal profile] takeitsleazy 2019-09-03 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
"I don't usually look at things in terms of attractiveness at all, really." He made a little face as he thought. "It's more ... aesthetics. I can tell if something fits in with what's around it, that's one of the main reasons I'm such a good Architect. But the whole 'wow, that's hot, sexy, whatever' thing? Never really thought about it. ... Rose sure has been trying to get me to, though. That girl really needs .... I don't know, something."