It would hardly be fair to tell people in a broadcast, for example, to avoid someone they never met. AND there's always that slim chance that eventually, SOMEDAY, Keeps will find someone who says 'yes' to his"Can I eat you?" query.

I mean, we can only hope for his sake. He'd be so happy!

[A dramatic hand wave.]


What would it accomplish? I'd get to eat an icosahedron.