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[woo_oo]

[Webby appears... upside-down? No, adjusting your mirror-phone won't fix it, she's actually like that - she's practicing headstands, and had turned it on so she could talk.]

Hi everyone! I heard we got a bunch of newbies, so if we haven't met, I'm Webby Vanderquack! I've been here a while, so I figured it's time I really took advantage of all the different people here. See, one day, I'm going to be the best adventurer - slash - spy - slash - explorer, and to do that I need to know absolutely everything about everything!

Plus, I like learning stuff. It's fun!

[Now she begins trying to balance on one hand, then goes back to the other hand.]

Back home, just being with my friends taught me all kinds of things! Dewey taught me about sledding, Huey taught me about the Junior Woodchucks, Louie taught me how con free juice, and Lena taught me how to take no prisoners in a pillow fight.

So what I'm asking is, what do you think you can teach me? I'll take lessons on anything! Weaponry, martial arts, cooking, sewing, photography, hacking, fashion, basket-weaving, lion-taming - uh-oh - WHOA - 

[In the middle of her list, she lost her balance and fell over right onto her side. Oof.]

... how to identify a concussion...

Comments

[im_a_hugger]

You mean the guy with his head on fire? Yeah, he did seem a bit on the grumpy side. Though honestly, you probably would be too if your head was on fire, am I right?

[woo_oo]

I guess... but it still doesn't excuse trying to take over the place and letting those witch sisters loose.

[im_a_hugger]

'Witch sisters'? When did this happen? Did I miss something?

[Sorry Webby, Scorpia wasn't here for that.]

[woo_oo]

It was back before your group arrived. Hades unleashed these three witches that caused chaos and havoc all over!

[im_a_hugger]

[She nods her understanding, then pauses a moment before cautiously asking something.]

Uh, question: did any of these 'witch sisters' I dunno... wear a mask? And dress all in red?

[Please don't be Shadow Weaver, please don't be Shadow Weaver...]

[woo_oo]

Huh? ... Nope! None of them wore masks, and they all had different dresses on.

Why do you ask?

[im_a_hugger]

[Scorpia looks relived at that.]

Whew... that's good to know! For a second, I thought that Shadow Weaver might have been here. I mean I don't know if she had any sisters, but she's a sorceress from back on Etheria, and she's really not someone you want to run into in a dark alley. Or anywhere else, really.

[woo_oo]

She certainly sounds dangerous... but don't you worry! If she does show up here, we can take her! I've helped kick butt of evil sorceresses before.

[im_a_hugger]

Well it's always good to have experience.

But I'd still be careful. She isn't dangerous just because of her magic; she's really smart too. And also just... kind of terrifying in general.

[woo_oo]

It takes a whole lot to scare me! She can try her best, but I can take her!

[im_a_hugger]

[Scorpia wants to be able to believe that, but... she knows Shadow Weaver. She grew up knowing Shadow Weaver. And knowing what she knows? She can't quite be comforted by Webby's confidence.]

I hope you're right. Still... let's just hope she doesn't show up here, OK?

[woo_oo]

Okay! If you say so!

[Now Webby kinda wants Shadow Weaver to show up, so she can kick her ass for 1) scaring her buddy and 2) venting out the rage she didn't get to vent on Magica De Spell.]

[im_a_hugger]

[And Scorpia was going to go on hoping that Shadow Weaver didn't turn up because she's creepy as all get out and would ruin the friendly vibe of the place with her creepiness. And also because she's dangerous.]

Anyway... it's been great talking to you. Oh and if you ever wanted to train with me sometime, I'd definitely be up for that.