Freckle butt?

[this guy is an adorable dumbass. please. someone send help. he has a feeling he is going to need it.]

Bounty na- oh! Oh, because you're a pirate, I get it. For a second I thought that was like a stripper name or something. Mostly because I've heard of strippers named Bounty.

... I don't have eyebrows to waggle or I'd totally be doing that right now. Fuck, I hate being a sandwich.