Wrote a lot of kids books full of words that rhyme and don't make any sense. Like The Cat in the Hat and Fox in Socks and a bunch of bullshit like that. It's supposed to help you learn how to read because a lot of the words have the same letters and sounds or whatever, but when you're a kid you don't give a shit about that, it's just funny to say stuff like "I am Sam. Sam I Am. Do you like green eggs and ham?"

Speaking of, what kind of sandwich am I? It's kinda hard to see myself.