[cross as fuck, which means he probably sounds like a mix of Eddie and Stan, not his usual self]

No, Ace. It's Richie. New guy. That witch turned me into a fucking sandwich. I swear to Christ every time I open my mouth someone's turning me into weird-ass shit.

[one of the pieces of meat flops a little like a tongue as he speaks. at this point he'd almost rather Pennywise, but maybe that's the mozzarella between his googly eyes talking]